Every news event mapped to its market reaction — 2 events, 61 months of data. No predictions, just what happened.
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| Date | Return | Category | Source | Headline |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025-12-02 | -0.5% | news | The New York Times | Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation? - The New York Times |
| 2025-02-07 | +0.2% | news | The New York Times | Why Gen X Women Are Having the Best Sex (Published 2025) - The New York Times |