While browsing through the family photo album,
Lisa notices it contains no baby pictures of
Maggie.
Homer explains why by recounting the story of Maggie's birth: in 1993, Homer hated his job at the
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and dreamed of working at a
bowling alley, and thus quit after receiving a paycheck clearing him of all his debts, humiliating
Mr. Burns and literally burning a bridge during his departure. Homer subsequently obtained a job at a bowling alley owned by
Barney's uncle, Al. After Homer and
Marge had sexual intercourse to celebrate his new job, she became
pregnant. Marge made
Patty and Selma promise not to tell Homer, though they did not heed this advice, informing various citizens of
Springfield, who were all aware of Marge's pregnancy the following day. Despite this, Homer remained oblivious to the news, even when
Moe directly congratulated him. Homer returned home, where Marge's friends had thrown her a
baby shower, though he remained oblivious. When
Maude casually congratulated Homer on his new job, Homer suddenly realized Marge was pregnant, upsetting him, as his salary at the bowling alley would not be enough to raise more than two children. Marge urged Homer to ask Al for a raise, though Al explained the alley's profits prevented him from offering one unless Homer could find a way to increase business threefold. Homer tried to attract more customers by firing a shotgun outside the bowling alley, which only caused a massive panic and large police response - a series of events so absurd, Lisa asks Homer to tell the story right, until Marge, ashamed, confirms its veracity. Unable to drum up business, Homer quit his dream job and returned to the power plant. Mr. Burns forced Homer to beg for his job back and placed a large plaque near his desk which read: "Don't forget: you're here forever". Homer returned home depressed to find Marge's contractions had begun and took her to the hospital. His spirits were lifted when he saw Maggie for the first time and instantly fell in love with her. Back in the present,
Bart and Lisa still do not understand what this story has to do with Maggie's missing baby pictures, though Homer claims the photos are safe in a location where he "needs them most". It is subsequently revealed that Homer has taped the photos to the aforementioned plaque: covering portions so that the plaque now reads "Do it for her." ==Production==