Lois gets a job as the new organist at the local church and forces her family to start attending mass on Sundays. After Stewie mistakes
Communion wine for punch, he drinks too much and vomits, leading the citizens of Quahog to believe Stewie is possessed by
Satan. When the priest wants to
exorcise him, aided by everyone in town, the Griffin family escapes to Lois's sister Carol's house in
Texas. Upon arriving at the home,
Peter fits in well with the
cowboys, but
Brian is disgusted by the bigotry of the local residents. Stewie,
cross dressing to protect his identity, begins using the name "Stephanie Griffin" and, after being convinced by Lois, enters a "Little Miss Texan"
beauty pageant. Meanwhile, as part of an initiation into an after-school club,
Meg and
Chris sneak into
George W. Bush's
Crawford ranch to steal a pair of his underwear. Lois soon hears that the search for Stewie has ended after people got distracted by news of the Super Devil (an entity described as 6 inches taller than the Devil, driving a flying motorcycle and armed with a jar of marmalade), but since she was hoping to instill "new moral values" in her family she decides not to mention that they can go home. Meanwhile, after branding a cow, things turn worse when
Peter reveals that he is intellectually disabled. The men with him, who explain that Texas "
executes the retarded", tie him to an electric chair, in an attempt to put him to death, but he is soon rescued by his trusty horse, revealed to be the
Gilbert Gottfried of the horse community. Later, Brian finds out from his girlfriend Jillian back in Quahog about the town calling off the search, and rushes to the pageant tells Lois, who says she has known for weeks which horrifies Brian. Stewie manages to win, but when his wig falls off during the crowning ceremony, the audience labels him as a "queer-o-sexual" and tries to rush the stage. The family is able to escape on the back of Gottfried, and return home to Quahog. The episode ends with Lois telling Peter that moral and
family values don't come from where people live or who their friends are, but from people themselves and that they should embrace their lives, while Peter says that people should be careful what they watch, and not become religious with it, while breaking the fourth wall. ==Production==