As
Peter is leaving for work, he hits
Brian with his car backing up, sending him to the hospital. Meanwhile,
Meg makes friends with a girl named Sarah at her school, unaware that she is about to be offered a place in the Lesbian Alliance Club. After speaking with
Neil Goldman, she realizes that she is now considered a
lesbian by the group and prepares to drop out; however, when she realizes she is much more popular as a lesbian, she pretends to be one. When Meg tells the family that she is now a lesbian, she is mocked by
Lois, who knows she is not. Meanwhile, Brian becomes
depressed after the accident, but after speaking with
Frank Sinatra Jr., he begins to perform with him, changing his outlook on life to that of positivity. After being told of Brian's new lifestyle, the family is impressed and encourage him to continue. However, when he is invited by Sinatra to perform with him again, their duo is interrupted by
Stewie, who joins the performance. The three form "The new
Rat Pack." In a drunken condition following a performance, Brian loses Stewie, who finally returns home with his ear having been bit off by a deer. Peter demands that Brian stops performing with Sinatra immediately and threatens to telephone Sinatra's "mother,"
Mia Farrow. Angry at Peter's bossiness, Brian bites his arm, which makes Peter afraid of him. The next day, Brian tries to reconcile with Peter, but Peter, still scared, only throws things at him and hides. Brian, regretful at biting Peter, quits performing with Stewie and Sinatra, resorting to drinking wine from a gutter. Stewie finds him and boosts his morale with a pep talk. Meanwhile, Meg goes to Sarah's home to confess that she is not a lesbian and that she only pretended to be one in order to make friends, while Sarah had mistakenly believed Meg had come over to have sex. The episode ends with Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. singing once more at a club until Mia Farrow (called in by Peter) intervenes, reprimanding Frank for "hanging out 'till all hours with a baby and a dog", and spanks him in front of the audience, much to his chagrin. ==Production==