Various events involve a dating agency run by Sid Bliss and his longtime girlfriend Sophie Plummett. Their "Wedded Bliss" agency purports to bring together lonely hearts using computer-matching technology, but couples are actually paired up by Sophie. Bliss consistently avoids marrying Sophie, enthusiastically pursuing Esme Crowfoot, a seamstress and client who consistently rejects his advances. Percival Snooper becomes a client to find a wife for business reasons: as a confirmed bachelor, he is inept at his job as a marriage counsellor due to lack of personal experience. James Bedsop is a private detective whom Sophie hires to spy on Sid's after-hours activities when he supposedly "
vets" the female clients, including Esme. Timid Bertram Muffet winds up with model Sally Martin after the agency muddles his directions to a blind date. Client Terry Philpott suffers several failures in his dealings with the agency including a disastrous meeting with prim, sheltered Jenny Grubb. Jenny moves in with Sally, undergoes a makeover, and becomes a model. Terry later finds romance with the "new" Jenny. Percival's association with Sophie provokes his jealous housekeeper, dowdy Miss Dempsey, to reveal her seductive side. Esme's estranged lover, volatile wrestler Gripper Burke, returns to cause havoc over an instance of mistaken identity.
Peter Butterworth appears in a one-minute cameo as a
Bluebeard-esque character jokingly referred to as
Dr. Crippen. He approaches Sid Bliss to find his third wife. His first wife died eating poisoned mushrooms, the second suffered a fractured skull because she "wouldn't eat the mushrooms". ==Cast==