Stan, Kyle and Kenny decide to check on Cartman when he does not show up for school. They discover that he is having a tea party with his stuffed animals in his backyard. Their school counselor
Mr. Mackey advises them to videotape Cartman, so he can study him psychologically. Meanwhile, Cartman does not have a father to celebrate father-and-son day and asks his mother who he is. His mother explains that she met his father, a
Native American named Chief Running Water, at the 12th annual "Drunken Barn Dance". However, Chief Running Water informs him that his mother is a slut and that he saw her with
Chef later that night at the dance. Chef tells Cartman that his mother preferred
Mr. Garrison over him. At a bar, Mr. Garrison admits to Cartman that he had sex with her, but then argues "But who here didn't!?", to which
Mayor McDaniels,
Principal Victoria,
Jesus and
Father Maxi share guilty glances with each other.
Dr. Mephesto is willing to perform
DNA testing to resolve the issue, but requires $3,000 for the test. Cartman gets depressed, as he does not have the money. In the meantime, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny watch ''
America's Stupidest Home Videos''; they hear there's a $10,000 grand prize for the stupidest home video. They decide to enter the competition with the video they made of Cartman. Cartman approaches Kyle and Stan (Kenny was dragged to a train track by Stan's
go-cart and killed by an oncoming train) with the depressing news about his lack of funds to find out his real father. Stan and Kyle agree that if they win the video contest, they will give Cartman the $3,000 needed for the DNA testing. Cartman is overjoyed, but quickly becomes extremely furious after seeing the aired video. Though they do not win the competition, as Stan's grandfather wins with a videotape he made of Kenny's death, they receive a $3,000 runner-up prize instead, which is still enough for the DNA test. Dr. Mephesto calls together Cartman, his mother and all potential fathers (including the entire
1989 Denver Broncos), when he gets the test results which is where Kenny comes back to life. When he is about to reveal the identity of Cartman's father, a narrator states that the answer will be revealed in the new
South Park episode four weeks later, much to Cartman's annoyance and anger. ==Production==