Main characters •
Dale MacDonald (voiced by Steve Ashton) is a stupid and fat stereotypical
Canadian. He has a crush on April June, who detests Dale, and has a best friend, Frank Shackleford, whose genius would go more appreciated if Dale didn't accidentally destroy most of his brilliant inventions with a stray
puck. He owns a
Zamboni and considers ice resurfacing a skilled trade. Devoted fan of
hockey, especially his favourite team the
Montreal Tourtières, in direct opposition to Frank's support of the
Toronto Ptarmigans. •
Frank Shackleford (voiced by Todd Peterson) is a beer store manager and Dale's best friend. Also a modest scientific genius; he once created a portal to another galaxy. He holds a PhD in physics, but chooses to run a beer store because "physicists don't get two-fours on weekends". •
Jacques LaRock (voiced by
Robert Smith) is an unhygienic (yet somewhat incompetent)
greasy spoon owner and former hockey player from
Quebec who serves a poutine made from a recipe passed down from his mother. •
April June (voiced by Samantha Espie) is a waitress and ferocious
animal rights activist. Dale is constantly trying to get her to date him, but she resolutely remains uninterested. •
Angus MacAuger (voiced by Steve Ashton) is an eccentric and hermetic
Scottish trapper •
Katherine Hilderbrand (voiced by Mary Lawliss) is the disgruntled (and highly patriotic) Assistant Deputy American Ambassador to Canada •
Abby Hilderbrand (voiced by Emily Tait) is Katherine's inquisitive and intelligent daughter. She is an aspiring
anthropologist constantly trying to understand Canadian culture. •
Constable Al (voiced by
Damon D'Oliveira) is an
Indo-Canadian mountie, the only form of law enforcement in Chilly Beach usually found riding his police horse. •
Michel Mabuis (voiced by
Jacqueline Pillon) is the nephew of Jacques LaRock, a friend of Abby who enjoys
figure skating, a fact he has to hide from his hockey-obsessed uncle who considers figure skating weak. •
Polar Bear a large animal who frequently eats citizens of Chilly Beach, somehow has with a pleasant British accent, and lives with a taciturn
penguin :The characters Abby and Michel were deemed unpopular after season one, and largely disappeared from the series in subsequent seasons.
Minor characters •
Antoine DelVecchio (voiced by
Joe Flaherty) is Chilly Beach's corrupt and incompetent Member of Parliament. •
Lucretia Marinara (voiced by
Andrea Martin) is the local butcher and girlfriend of Jacques LaRock. •
Panic Man is a completely unnamed character who shows up regularly only to panic at whatever is happening and run off. •
The President (voiced by
William Shatner) is an unnamed President of the United States. At one point he tells the President of Generistan to call him "Henry". •
Dave Macdonald is Dale's perfect and well-loved older brother who appears in only one episode. He is the total opposite of Dale. He came to Chilly Beach hoping Dale would give him a kidney in order to live. However is turns out their blood types are incompatible, so one of them was actually adopted. He got his new kidney thanks to Frank, who was tied up and gagged by Dale. Apparently, he's from
Saskatoon. ==Setting==