Homer,
Lenny, and
Carl are watching football at
Moe's Tavern. Another regular,
Larry, is also at the bar. They encourage
Moe to gamble on a game, but he loses. Angered, he tells them to leave, but they see that Larry has died. They attend Larry's funeral where Larry's mother encourages them to talk about him. They make up a story and realize that they know nothing about him, which makes them feel guilty. Afterwards, Larry's mother shows them his drawing of all of them in front of a waterfall. Lenny suggests they take Larry's ashes to the waterfall. On the way, the group rests at a motel where they debate what the afterlife is like and what Larry is doing there. The next day, Homer accidentally knocks over the urn containing Larry's ashes. Homer and Moe discover sapphires with his ashes, and Moe thinks that Larry was smuggling them inside his body. Moe tells Homer to keep it a secret. Back on the road, Lenny decides to speed up, which knocks Larry's urn out of their truck. His ashes and the sapphires spill out. Lenny and Carl discover Homer and Moe's secret, and Moe lies and blames Homer for trying to keep it from them. As they argue, a
sheriff arrests them for smuggling jewels and takes the urn. The group continues to argue in the trunk of the sheriff's truck. The sheriff calls his real boss
Fat Tony to report that he has the sapphires where his real name is revealed to be Mickey No-Loose-Ends. Tony tells Mickey to let the group go as they don't know what the sapphires are for. While noting that he's got to pay more attention to the nicknames of his gangsters, Fat Tony sends a gangster named Bruno Wife-Banger to pick up Connie D'Amico at the airport as he quotes "Hey, with pleasure". Mickey decides to kill them to leave no witnesses. Hearing this, the group apologizes to each other. Homer finds a flare gun in the trunk. When Mickey opens the trunk, Homer shoots and misses. The recoil sends the truck over a cliff. Lenny, Carl, and Moe jump from the trunk onto a ledge, but Homer and the truck continue down the cliff. A falling branch knocks out Mickey which causes Larry's urn to roll down the cliff. The urn ends up lodged between the truck's tire and wheel well, stopping the truck so Homer can escape. The group arrives at the waterfall, but it looks nothing like the drawing. They take Larry's urn back to Moe's Tavern where it is placed under a moving picture of a waterfall. They wonder about the fate of the sapphires, and it is revealed that Moe swallowed them. ==Production==