Michael McGill, a burned-out
private eye is hired by a corrupt,
heroin-addicted White House Chief of Staff to find a second "secret"
United States Constitution, which had been lost in a whorehouse by
Richard Nixon. What follows is a scavenger hunt across America, exposing its seedier side along the way. McGill is joined by a college student, Trix, who is writing a thesis on
sexual fetishes. McGill has to deal with strange events sometimes unrelated to his adventures – he describes himself as a "shit-magnet", with weird phenomena following him wherever he goes. == Critical reception ==