Joe Boyd (Robert Shafer) is a middle-aged fan of the unsuccessful
Washington Senators baseball team. His obsession with baseball is driving a wedge between him and his wife, Meg—a problem shared by many other wives of Senators supporters. Meg leads them in lamenting their husbands' fixation with the sport ("Six Months Out of Every Year"). Joe is furious that his team has lost again. Meg, realizing that her husband isn't even listening to her, retires for the night, leaving Joe alone. Joe rashly declares that he would sell his soul to
the Devil to see his team beat the
New York Yankees. No sooner has he spoken than the Devil appears before him in the guise of a suave
con man, Mr. Applegate. Applegate claims he can improve on Joe's wish—he can restore Joe's youth, making him the player who wins the
pennant for Washington. Joe agrees but insists that Applegate must give him an
escape clause. Applegate declares that Joe can back out, but only the day before the last game of the season—afterward, his soul belongs to the Devil. Joe bids an emotional farewell to a sleeping Meg ("Goodbye Old Girl"), after which Applegate transforms him into a dashing young man, now called Joe Hardy. The next day, the Senators' practice is a fiasco. Their manager, Benny Van Buren, gives the team a rousing pep talk ("Heart"). Applegate arrives and, introducing himself as a
scout, presents his new discovery—Joe Hardy from
Hannibal, Missouri. Joe promptly hits baseball after baseball out of the park in an impromptu batting practice. As he is signed to a Senators contract, female sportswriter Gloria Thorpe plans to quickly get Joe into the public eye ("Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo."). With tremendous
home runs and game-saving catches, Joe leads the Senators on a long winning streak into pennant contention and becomes a national hero. Joe misses Meg dreadfully, however, and keeps sneaking back to his old neighborhood for a glimpse of her. Applegate, realizing this could ruin his plans, summons his demonic right-hand girl, Lola, a seductress who was once known as "the ugliest woman in
Providence, Rhode Island," but sold her soul to Applegate in exchange for eternal youth and beauty. She is ordered to make Joe forget his wife, a task Lola is confident she can carry out ("A Little Brains, A Little Talent"). Joe succeeds in getting close to Meg by renting a room in his old house; Meg is unaware of his baseball stardom. Applegate and Lola corner Joe in the team's locker room, where Lola confidently tries to seduce Joe ("Whatever Lola Wants"). But she has her first failure—Joe dearly loves Meg and does not fall for Lola's charms. Applegate angrily banishes Lola. By the end of the season, the Senators are on the verge of overtaking the Yankees, so the Washington fans hold a lavish tribute ("Who's Got the Pain?"). Gloria, having discovered that no residents of Hannibal, Missouri, remember any "Joe Hardy," confronts Applegate about the player's true identity. Applegate implies that Joe is actually Shifty McCoy, a corrupt
minor leaguer playing under a pseudonym. By the end of the tribute, newspapers arrive accusing Joe of being Shifty. He must meet with the baseball commissioner for a hearing or else be thrown out of baseball—on the day he plans to switch back to being Joe Boyd. Applegate will claim Joe's soul at midnight. As the hearing approaches the deadline, Meg and her female neighbors arrive as material witnesses, attesting to Joe's honesty and falsely claiming he grew up with them in Hannibal. The commissioner acquits Joe, but as everyone celebrates, midnight strikes and Joe realizes he is doomed. Applegate has planned for the Senators to lose the pennant on the last day of the season, resulting in thousands of heart attacks, nervous breakdowns and suicides of Yankee-haters across the country. He fondly recalls his other evil misdeeds throughout history ("Those Were the Good Old Days"). After the hearing, Lola lets Joe know she has drugged Applegate so that he will sleep through the last game. They commiserate over their condemned situation at a nightclub ("Two Lost Souls"). Late the next afternoon, Applegate awakens to find the Senators/Yankees game well underway. Realizing Lola has tricked him—and worse, that Lola has actually fallen in love with Joe—he turns her back into an ugly hag. The duo arrive at the ballpark by the ninth
inning, the Senators up by a run. With two
outs and a runner on base, Yankees slugger
Mickey Mantle hits a long drive to centerfield. As Joe backs up to make the catch, Applegate impulsively switches him back into Joe Boyd in full view of the stadium. Now paunchy and middle-aged, Joe makes a final lunge at the ball and catches it, winning the pennant for Washington. As his teammates celebrate and fans storm the field, an unrecognized Joe runs through the clubhouse door in centerfield, retrieving his street clothes and escaping from the ballpark. Late that night, as the public wonders why Joe Hardy has disappeared, Joe Boyd meekly returns to his house. A tearful Meg hugs him and they sing to each other ("There's Something about an Empty Chair"). Applegate materializes once again and offers Joe the chance to resume being Joe Hardy in time for the
World Series; he also makes Lola young and beautiful again to tempt Joe. Joe ignores him, and a tantrum-throwing Applegate vanishes for good. ==Cast==