The housemates: • Dervla Nolan, a quiet and mysterious Irish trauma therapist (Revealed to have joined the show in an attempt to gain the prize money to help her family after a recent disaster in her home village) • Garry "Gazzer", a stereotypical lager lout • Kelly Simpson, a beautiful but unintelligent shop assistant; the murder victim • David Dalgleish, a vain actor and secret porn star • Layla, a snobbish fashion designer/shop assistant with "New Age" beliefs • Hamish, an uninteresting doctor; who used a strategy of staying unnoticed in the house to avoid nomination while informing the public that he wanted to have sex on television to discourage them voting him out • Sally Copple, a bodybuilding lesbian bouncer with a dark past • William "Woggle" Wooster, an antisocial and unhygienic anarchist • Moon, an exhibitionistic circus performer and topless model • Jason "Jazz", an aspiring black standup comedian The television crew: • Geraldine Hennessy, the producer of House Arrest • Bob Fogarty, the senior series editor • Pru (Prudence), his assistant editor • Larry Carlisle, a cameraman • Chloe, the interviewer • Andy, the narrator The police: • Chief Inspector Stanley Spencer Coleridge, an old-fashioned but dedicated police officer • Sergeant Hooper (forename unknown), a young modern police officer • Constable Patricia "Trish" (surname unknown), a
closeted lesbian police officer ==Allusions and references==