"Dinosaur" received generally negative reviews from most
music critics. Ian Gittins of
The Guardian called it a "bitchy put-down of ageing suitors". Doug Rule of
Metro Weekly criticized the song's chorus, which according to him is "spelt out like a "modern-day
Toni Basil", saying: "Are we supposed to think that's cute, even clever? It's neither." The UrbanWire's Cheryl Chia was critical of the song, saying that it "has the potential to be very annoying after a few rounds." Ailbhe Malone of
NME stated that "Dinosaur" contains the pay-off "Honey, your toupee is falling to the left side/Get up and go bro/Oh wait, you're fossilized". Fraser McAlpine of
BBC Music was positive in his review of the song. McAlpine felt that "Dinosaur" was the album's best track, and went on to note that its conception was enough to "drive
rock-bores into a state of spluttering fury." McAlpine's consensus on the song was that "it is made of nothing but sugar and sass and additives, a song from a young girl to an older man who is attempting to pick her up in a club. All she has to offer him is a scattergun spray of insults, and cutie-pie whistling. It's childish and Parental Advisory Required at the same time, and is going to infuriate any adult within hearing range." ==Live performances and covers==