A day before the release of "Don't Take the Money", Antonoff announced via
Instagram a scavenger hunt on
Union Square,
Manhattan of
flash drives labeled with the song's title, which included a file of the track. The flash drives were hidden inside several
piñatas resembling the singer, along with bats to beat the piñatas with. The single was officially released the following day on 31 March 2017 through
RCA Records. A
12" record limited release of the single features an acoustic version of the track as its
B-side. It was released on June 30, 2017, through the Bleachers webstore. "Don't Take the Money" received mostly positive reviews from
music critics, with several critics complimenting its production. It was also compared to the music used in films by American filmmaker
John Hughes.
PopMatters writer Ethan King called it the "album's best", praising Antonoff for "combining an infinitely re-playable arena-pop with an emotional gush." In his album review,
Pitchfork writer Sam Sodomsky called "Don't Take the Money" a "worthy [addition] to his catalog". Kayleigh Hughes of
Consequence of Sound named it the album's essential track, praising the song for its "romantic pleading, noble desperation, and pure unabashed effusion" as well as its "'80s theatricality". Commercially, "Don't Take the Money" charted at number three on the
Billboard Alternative Songs chart. It also peaked on the
Rock Airplay and
Hot Rock Songs charts at number 15 and 16, respectively. On the
Adult Pop Songs, the track peaked at number 22. ==Music video==