Pan-European magazine
Music & Media said the song "is a thinly disguised tribute to the drug
XTC, although some might think it's about nice chocolates". They added, "Whatever the moralists may say – 'naughty, naughty' like the lyrics [sic] in the intro – it's a brilliantly constructed pop song with both radio and club appeal as proved before by other Euro-crossover hits such as '
Move Any Mountain' and '
Love Sex Intelligence'." Andy Beevers of
Music Week commented, "Bringing together very authentic old-fashioned
acid house sounds and a cheeky rap, this has instant appeal and is going to be a huge hit. A word of warning, however: it will make 'absolutely outrageous, mate' this summer's most irritating catchphrase."
James Hamilton from the
Record Mirror Dance Update described it as "pure corny pop with a laddishly spoken and chanted very silly vocal about a geezer what's called Ebeneezer, punctuated by "wicked mate" comments and
Sid James-like guffaws" and a "twittery bleeping jaunty bounder".
Stuart Maconie from
Select remarked "the full blown end-of-pier
rave style" of the track. In 2017,
Mixmag ranked "Ebeneezer Goode" number four in their list of "10 of the Best Songs Celebrating Ecstasy", writing, "There'll never be another group like
The Shamen, Scottish psychedelic evangelists fronted by a north London geezer (Mr C) who hit the top of the charts with an arch ditty about eccies. From the opening "Naughty, naughty, very naughty" to its blatant chorus – "Eezer Goode"(ie, "E's are good"!) – it mischievously characterised
MDMA as an impish "Mr Puncinello". Its success was a cheeky daytime radio wink to a million pill-poppers at a time when
rave was an all-encompassing national phenomenon." ==Chart performance==