• Robert Caso as Frank I / Ethel •
Kevin Schon as Frank II / Mirabelle •
Courtney Gibbs as Misty Blue / Joanne •
Herb Edelman as Rupert Hess (credited as Herbert Edelman) •
Brian Thompson as Bruno •
M. Emmet Walsh as Garcia / Gesundheim •
Billy Barty as The Bell Boy •
Alex Cord as Herskovitz •
Yvonne De Carlo as Mrs. Hess •
Erik Estrada as Gonzales •
Norman Fell as Dentist •
Lou Ferrigno as Fed #1 •
David Birney as Fed #2 •
Dick Gautier as The Bartender •
Ted Lange as Flower Peddler •
Little Richard as Airborne Mustard Lover •
Bubba Smith as Cop •
Zsa Zsa Gabor as Stewardess •
Shannon Tweed as First Class Stewardess •
John Vernon as Von Bulo •
Shelley Michelle as Miss Honduras • Julie Gray as Miss Hungary • Lisa Altamirano as Miss Spain •
Cindy Ambuehl as Miss Italy • Donna Baltron as Miss Cuba • Penelope Crabtree as Miss Poland •
Natasha Pavlovich as Miss Bolivia • Kelly Fine as Miss Iraq • Maureen Flaherty as Miss Romania •
Andrea Parker as Miss France •
Spice Williams-Crosby as Samantha "Sam" (credited as Spice Williams) • Jamee Natella as Waitress • Sia Faraki as Girl On Plane == Release ==