Asao, a naive and goofy man, lives with his grandfather in
Saitama Prefecture. Even though Asao is 35 years old, he is very inexperienced with girls, but he absolutely wants to have sex. One day as he watches an erotic TV film, he realizes that all he needs to get girls and sex is a fancy car, so he runs to the closest car dealer. In the TV film, the male character had a
Porsche 911 Cabriolet, so Asao aims for a
luxury import car dealer. The car dealer asks what kind of car he is looking for, and Asao naively answers that he wants "a car for having sex". After trying a
cabriolet, with the assistance of a very helpful and somewhat helpless hostess, Asao confesses he is short of money. All he can afford is a used domestic budget-car, so he is forced to buy a
Honda Today, a modest
kei car which is very cheap compared to the
Mercedes-Benz,
Rolls-Royce,
Aston Martin and
Ferrari cars displayed in the show room. Then, he quickly restages the scene he has seen in the TV film, with the help of a female
mannequin, before aiming for girls passing by on the street. Quickly, Asao realizes that male-female social relations are not as simple as in
porn, and that real life girls are not as naive as in fictional works. After several humiliating and unsuccessful tries, Asao comes to the conclusion that
roadsters are more efficient. Such cars are expensive but Asao lacks money, so he asks his grandfather to help him. After selling his grandfather's liver and kidneys, he returns to the car dealer. The man convinces him to buy an
Austin Healey Sprite MkI, a classic British roadster, but once he learns how much money Asao really has, he changes his mind and sells him a
Eunos Roadster (a.k.a. Mazda Miata), a popular Japanese roadster, claiming it is the same car. When Asao protests, the dealer claims the '50s Austin-Healey was old-fashioned and the Eunos is a better model for cruising. The Eunos is driven a few meters and starts falling apart. Asao complains to the dealer, but the latter refuses to talk with him any more, so Asao picks up the fallen pieces and attaches them to the back of his car. The young man tries his luck anyway with girls on the street, but does not succeed, so he finally sells his wrecked car to a local salvage company. As he walks home, he finds an apparently abandoned, parked,
Mazda RX-7 Turbo, and decides to steal it. Asao drives a few miles when he encounters a young woman walking along the road and decides to talk to her, as shown in the erotic film, but the sports car's brakes no longer work and he runs over the girl, and crashes the car into a billboard. He is lucky enough to not get hurt and ditches the coupé. Asao imagines airline stewardesses offer naked "on-board sex service" to first class
747 customers, so he decides to travel by plane. Since he does not have any money, he will do an armed bank robbery, but first he needs a weapon, so he heads to
Kawaguchi City (near
Tokyo) where he will be able to make his own revolver in the local iron foundry. Eventually, he has many adventures such as joining the
yakuza, becoming
Zatoichi, becoming invisible, and getting transformed into a giant fly-man similar to the film
The Fly.
Getting Any? ends with his capture after diving into a large reservoir of feces. In a
post-credits scene, Asao jumps around Tokyo as the fly-man before getting impaled on
Tokyo Tower. == Cast ==