Musically, Bernard Sumner wrote the
verse and Johnny Marr wrote the
chorus. The lyrics, co-written by Tennant with Sumner, are a
parody of Marr's Smiths partner
Morrissey, and his public persona as morose and masochistic (Pet Shop Boys would further satirise this trend on their 1990 song "Miserablism"). Morrissey, for his part, criticised the song in a 1991 interview, calling it "totally useless" and joking that the song had a "very apt title". In a 2021 interview with Music Radar, Marr revealed that
Chris Lowe also worked on the track, citing the bassline as his work.
ABC and
The The drummer David Palmer programmed the track's drums. The fluid, rich production incorporates a full
orchestra (conducted by
Art of Noise's Anne Dudley) and a rare
guitar solo by Marr, while the three
remixes that appeared on the two UK 12-inch releases take in disparate musical styles like
disco and
acid house. ==Single==