Jerry is getting an air conditioner on discount through
Kramer's connections, because his apartment is too hot for his girlfriend Amy.
George arrives wearing his prescription swim goggles, complaining that someone stole his glasses during a swim. Kramer promises George a discount through Dwayne, another of his connections, at an optometrist. George, paralyzed with indecision over glasses frames, traps Jerry and
Elaine at the optometrist with him. A man enters with a dog, which bites Elaine. George goes after the dog owner, but stops when,
squinting, he sees something unspeakable. Jerry ignores Elaine's plight to force George to spill the beans: he saw Amy making out with Jerry's cousin Jeffrey. Jerry takes Elaine to the hospital, but lets her hold a door for him as she hobbles, bleeding. Elaine asks about a
rabies shot, but the doctor misunderstands and sends her off. Jerry trusts in George's uncanny eyesight while squinting, which once got them through a drive back from the
Catskills. However, Amy denies Jerry's accusations and takes offense, and he regrets exposing his "ugly side" too soon. Elaine has become afraid of dogs, whether big or small. Jerry second-guesses George's squinting when George spots a dropped dime from across the room, but then bites into an onion as if it was an apple. Outraged that George got no discount from Dwayne, Kramer declares Dwayne beholden to him for getting Dwayne clean from a wretched candy addiction, taunting Dwayne with a chocolate bar until he relents. However, Jerry and Kramer immediately recognize that George bought women's glasses, from the
Gloria Vanderbilt collection no less. Elaine starts showing rabies symptoms, like explosive irritability and foaming at the mouth, so she finally gets vaccinated. Jerry schemes to force Amy to confront Jeffrey when he goes to pick up
Paul Simon tickets from Jeffrey. Elaine insists that Amy would never date the horse-faced Jeffrey. Kramer sets up the air conditioner in Jerry's window, but puts off securing it. Elaine spots the dog owner from the window and provokes him, and the air conditioner falls out and lands on his dog. George meets a blind man whose glasses pinch his nose, and they swap glasses frames since he cannot see what George's look like. The dog owner arrives in search of Elaine, and George cavalierly sends him after Jerry. At Jeffrey's, Jerry and Amy find Uncle Leo, who relays the tickets and an apology from Jeffrey for the bad seats. Jerry, hastily assuming the apology would be a confession of guilt, mistakenly accuses Amy again. George regrets that the blind man's glasses really do pinch. He thinks he sees Amy and Jeffrey again, but then sees the scene clearly as a
mounted policewoman affectionately petting her horse. George, learning that Jerry had to compensate the dog owner, keeps quiet; he overlooks his old glasses, misplaced on top of his locker all along. ==Production==