Cartman is unable to wait three weeks until the
Wii console is released. In an attempt to enter
cryonic suspension, he buries himself in the snow at the top of
Mount Elbert, with help from
Butters. Concurrently,
Ms. Garrison resists being forced to teach the school's
evolution curriculum. In response, the school hires evolutionary biologist
Richard Dawkins to present the evolution lesson. After some initial friction between the
creationist Garrison and
atheist Dawkins, a romantic interest soon develops. During their date, Dawkins refers to religion as an
argument from ignorance, and Garrison announces that she is now an atheist. The two later have
sex, and Garrison pushes Dawkins to the realization it is his duty to rid the world of religion and bring about peace with its abolition. Garrison begins to admonish students who express a belief in God, mocking that they likely believe in the
Flying Spaghetti Monster. By this time, Cartman has begun freezing to death, but a freak avalanche buries his body, keeping him in suspended animation. Butters (in the middle of yet another run as Professor Chaos) is informed by Dougie (General Disarray) that Cartman would be considered dead even if he did successfully freeze himself, causing Butters to freak out and believe he killed him. Cartman ultimately remains frozen for over five centuries, until being discovered and revived by members of the Unified Atheist League (UAL). In the year 2546, the entire world is atheistic and dedicated to rationality and science. However, atheism is divided into several
denominations, and these factions are at war with each other over who has the right answer to "the great question". Cartman is informed of the possible presence of a Nintendo Wii at the Museum of Technology in New New Hampshire. However, they mention that before they are willing to take him there, they require some information alluding to a person they believe he knew in his time: the founder of the UAL who helped initiate a great event that made the entire world atheist. Suddenly, the UAL comes under attack from a rival group, the United Atheist Alliance (UAA), and Cartman is taken captive aboard a UAA ship. The UAA commander contacts yet another faction, the Allied Atheist Allegiance (AAA), who are made up solely of highly evolved
sea otters. The Commander of the UAA boasts to the otters about their possession of Cartman, and of how because of this, they are now the atheists in control. This provokes a threatening response from the AAA. ==Production==