While crossing the road on his
skateboard,
Bart is struck by
Mr. Burns' car and hospitalized. When Bart wakes up, the attorney
Lionel Hutz suggests that
the Simpsons sue Mr. Burns.
Marge disagrees since according to
Dr. Hibbert, the family's physician, Bart's injuries are minor. After Mr. Burns offers Homer a measly $100 - which he immediately rescinds when Homer mentions it would not even cover Bart's medical bills, accusing him of extortion, Homer visits Hutz's law office at Springfield Mall. Hutz promises
Homer a cash settlement of $1 million if Bart lies about the extent of his injuries, of which Hutz gets half as his fee. Hutz takes Bart to go see
Dr. Nick, a
quack doctor who claims Bart has extensive injuries and wraps him in bandages. On the stand, Bart and Mr. Burns both
tell exaggerated versions of the accident to impress the jury, who find Bart's story to be more believable, but Marge and
Lisa are furious because they know it is Hutz's attempt to curry their favor. An angry Mr. Burns offers Marge and Homer an out of court $500,000 settlement. When Mr. Burns leaves the room to let Homer discuss the offer with Marge, she pleads with Homer to accept the money and drop the lawsuit. Homer refuses, knowing Mr. Burns will lose and have to pay the full $1 million. Angered, Marge admits that she and Lisa are concerned over his recent behavior and the "shifty lawyers" and "phony doctors" he hired. Having eavesdropped on the conversation, Mr. Burns quickly returns and withdraws his offer. At the trial, Marge is called to the stand and, due to being under oath, reluctantly denounces Dr. Nick as a quack with no medical qualifications that Hutz hired to discredit Dr. Hibbert. When Mr. Burns's lawyer asks about the extent of Bart's injuries, she outlines Dr. Hibbert's original prognosis of how limited his injuries really are, and how Homer and Hutz made Bart lie in his testimony. Her honest testimony destroys Hutz's case, and the Simpsons get nothing. That night, Homer goes to
Moe's Tavern to drown his sorrows. Marge follows him and asks to forgive her for testifying truthfully. Homer looks into her eyes and realizes he loves her as much as ever. ==Production==