Noticing sales have been going up,
Homer invests in pumpkins. Not realizing it's
Hallowe'en, he sells his futures too late and loses his entire investment. Now unable to make
mortgage payments and unable to borrow money from the bank, Homer realizes his last resort is to ask
Patty and Selma for money after they receive promotions at the
DMV. The sisters agree to lend him money on the condition that he becomes their humble servant. The sisters take pleasure in making Homer's life miserable, while Homer begs Patty and Selma to help conceal his money woes from
Marge, who soon finds out after seeing his
IOU note to her sisters. To earn more money Homer becomes a chauffeur, where his first passenger is
Mel Brooks. Homer asks Brooks if he would do the
2000 Year Old Man routine with him. Brooks agrees, but Homer completely butchers the premise. Soon afterwards, he is stopped by
Chief Wiggum for not having the proper license. Brooks then asks Wiggum if he can take him the rest of the way to the airport, Wiggum agrees and then ask Brooks if they can do the 2000 Year Old Man routine on the way. Brooks agrees, but only on the condition that Wiggum does
Carl Reiner's part, saying that he hates Reiner. Homer goes to the DMV to obtain one, but is horrified to discover his evaluators will be Patty and Selma, who mercilessly fail his driving and written test. To celebrate Homer's failure, they light up cigarettes but are caught by their supervisor, who threatens to demote them for
smoking on the job. After seeing Marge's dismay at the situation, Homer reluctantly covers for them by claiming the lit cigarettes are his. The supervisor apologises to Patty and Selma and then slaps Homer, saying that he is "worse than
Hitler". To thank Homer for helping them avoid demotion, Patty and Selma offer to let him pass his test, but instead Homer eagerly asks them to forgive the loan. In the subplot,
Bart is late for school on the day students choose their
physical education classes. When he arrives,
ballet is the only class that is available. Despite his initial reluctance, Bart soon discovers he is a talented dancer and is invited to star in a school ballet. Bart insists on wearing a mask to conceal his identity, fearful that he will be taunted and beaten up; however, he manages to put on a performance that delights the audience. After his performance, Bart reveals his identity and despite his confidence in his performance, the school bullies chase Bart anyway, intending to beat him. He tries to escape by jumping over a trench but injures himself after failing the leap. Seeing that Bart is hurt from the fall, the bullies leave without pummeling him.
Lisa tells Bart she is proud of him for showing his sensitive side. ==Production==