Three robbers attempt to steal jewels from a building in London, but are captured by the police. Six years later, Batuk Patel, a wealthy and successful businessman, disapproves marriage of his three daughters, Ganga, Jamuna, and Saraswati, as he believes that the previous ladies in his family were doomed because of marriage of his own family members. One night, at a friend's party, the girls reveal to their friend that secretly, they each have a boyfriend. Ganga, Jamuna, and Saraswati are respectively smitten with Sandy (who wants his own football club and is currently a rookie), Teddy (a wannabe racer), and Bunty (a wannabe rapper). Sandy has a self-destructive split personality named "Sundy", who stems from the racism faced by Sandy, awakening whenever he hears the word "Indian". Unbeknownst to the girls, the boys are only marrying them for Batuk's fortune. When the girls tell their father about them, Batuk takes help of restaurant owner Aakhri Pasta, who dresses up as a fortune teller who claims that when the girl's husbands first see, speak to, or set foot into Batuk's house, Batuk will die. The girls, wanting to keep their boyfriends, exploit what Pasta said by making them pretend to be disabled. Sandy pretends to be crippled, Teddy blind and Bunty mute. Batuk tests them to see if they're lying, but to no avail. The boys learn of each other's charade and decide to split Batuk's fortune among themselves. At Pasta's restaurant, Batuk reveals to Pasta that his daughters are actually the daughters of Urja Nagre, an underworld crime lord. Batuk, a former associate of Nagre's, takes care of the girls while Nagre is in jail. Batuk had lied about his belief of bad luck from marriages and orchestrated Nagre's imprisonment just so he could secretly marry the girls to his three sons, Rishi, Rohan, and Rajeev, the robbers who tried to steal the jewels, to gain Nagre's fortune. Unbeknownst to him, Nagre has immigrated in London. While the girls repair a wax statue for Batuk, the boys go into town, where the boys are observed by him to be disabled. Teddy appears mute, Bunty crippled and Sandy blind. Later, Nagre asks Batuk, about his daughter's future husbands. Batuk says that he knows three men suitable for the daughters. Batuk takes Nagre to a
Gurdwara to see his sons, claiming they are orphans who do community service. Nagre chooses the three suitable for his daughters. At Batuk's house, Nagre claims that Batuk owes him 50 billion pounds. Nagre gives the boys 10 days to make up the money, or the girls must marry 'the chosen boys'. During these 10 days, Nagre and "his sons" will also live in Batuk's house, meaning that the girls' boyfriends must act in front of just as they were observed by Batuk and Nagre. During a beer festival, the girls, as part of the boys' plan, get Batuk's sons drunk. The next day, Batuk's sons are happy to have sex with their respective girls, only to find out that they were tricked into accidentally having sex with the maids. The maids demand compensation, or they will sue them with
rape charges. Nagre surrenders to his daughters' pleas of love. The next day, the girls take their boys to church, for confession because they felt that they were mocking disables by having the boys act as if they were disabled. After this, the boys and girls feel guilty. They go to the warehouse of
Madame Tussauds to meet their girlfriends as Jamuna had made a wax statue of Teddy there. They instead find Batuk's sons waiting for them, having learned the truth, and their goons attack them. While Teddy and Bunty fight them, Sandy hears a goon and Teddy say "Indian", and Sundy arrives, trying to kill Sandy. Batuk also arrives, having also learned the truth, and is blackmailed by the boys to divide Nagre's fortune into 7 shares. Pasta and the maids then appear as shares increase considerably, with Sundy asking for a share and the maids asking for shares for their babies, resulting in 18 shares of 300 crore, much to Batuk's chagrin. Nagre appears, having lured them all here after finding out about the boys and Batuk's deceptions, and attempts to kill everyone in the warehouse, while the lights turn on and off. As the girls arrive, Rishi, Rohan, and Rajeev see them, and hold them at knifepoint in front of Nagre. Sandy, Teddy, and Bunty then rush to save the girls, injuring themselves in the process. The girls forgive the boys, and Batuk reveals the whole story-planning, while the girls and each of their respective boyfriends reconcile with Urja Nagre, the girls' real father. The girls then say they want to have an Indian wedding, causing Sundy to awaken again. == Cast ==