"I Eat Cannibals" is a song by British new wave group Toto Coelo, known as Total Coelo in the United States. The song was written by Paul Greedus, Roy Nicolson, and Barry Blue, who also produced the track. It was included on Toto Coelo's only studio album, Man o' War (1983), and released as the group's debut single in 1982. On the album, the song is split into two parts: Part One appears as the opening track while Part Two closes the album.