Michael (
Jason Bateman),
Lindsay (
Portia de Rossi) and
Lucille (
Jessica Walter) have a meeting with the family's longtime attorney,
Barry Zuckerkorn (
Henry Wrinkler), to discuss
George Sr.'s (
Jeffrey Tambor) incarceration. Barry proves difficult to work with but arranges for the court to release George Sr. for an afternoon so he can participate in the "Living Classics" pageant. The Bluths have always been a part of
Michelangelo's
The Creation of Adam, although
Buster (
Tony Hale) is reluctant to play the part of
Adam this year, since he already has plans with
Lucille Austero (
Liza Minnelli).
Tobias (
David Cross), still looking to further his acting career, offers to take the part, but Lucille wants Buster to do it. Michael is determined to drop Barry as family attorney for the very businesslike
Wayne Jarvis (
John Michael Higgins). After the meeting breaks up, Lucille mentions to Lindsay that Michael called her a "stay-in-bed mom" in an attempt to dissolve their burgeoning friendship, which works.
Maeby (
Alia Shawkat), feeling ignored by her parents, decides to teach them a lesson. Michael learns Spanish to impress
Marta (
Patricia Velásquez), and Buster gets
George Michael (
Michael Cera) to take over as Adam. Lindsay and Michael realize that their mother is playing them against each other. Lindsay tells him that her marital difficulties are partly because Tobias is a
never-nude who always wears a pair of
cut-off jeans, and Michael confesses his love for Marta. Tobias asks George Michael if he can play Adam, and George Michael agrees, but says he will give him the suit later, as he is wearing it. Tobias misunderstands this to mean that George Michael is also a never-nude, and Michael finally arranges a meeting with Wayne Jarvis. Michael and Lindsay get further evidence that their mother is trying to make them angry with each other and decide to teach her a lesson. When they find out that Barry is taking Lucille to the Living Classics pageant, they realize how embarrassed she would be if George Sr. found out. Meanwhile, Maeby tries to get her parents' attention by printing out a fake airline ticket to Portugal. While neither Lindsay nor Tobias see the ticket,
Gob (
Will Arnett) does, which confirms his suspicions that Michael is planning to flee the country after learning Spanish. George Michael, who is back to playing Adam, gets nervous when he realizes that playing Adam means wearing a tiny foam genitalia. George Sr. gets his 24 hours of freedom as the pageant begins, while Michael and Lindsay arrive and find Lucille with Wayne, not Barry. Meanwhile, Lucille is surprised to see Buster with her rival Lucille Austero, and George Michael causes a scandal by appearing as Adam while wearing a pair of cut-off jeans over his costume. Dressed as God, George Sr. tries to escape from the pageant, and Michael chases him while Gob (on his
segway) chases Michael, leading to all three knocking each other to the ground. When George Sr. finds out Lucille is on a date, he tries to run back to the pageant but is tasered by a prison guard. The Bluths spend Christmas Eve together at the prison, where Michael is forced to rely on Barry. Lucille and Maeby decide that they should spend more time together, and Michael and Lindsay tentatively affirm their allegiance. == Production ==