A song like this, dripping with sentiment even by early-1900s standards, lent itself to parodies.
Billy Murray recorded one. The verse describes him passing by the house of Maggie Jones, a maiden "homelier than me", who asks him to fetch some apples on the promise of giving him one of the pies she plans to bake. That verse continues into the chorus: :So I climbed up the old apple tree, :For a pie was a real thing to me. :She stood down below :With her apron spread "so" :To catch all the apples, you see. :It looked like a picnic for me, :But just then the limb broke; holy gee! :And I broke seven bones :And half-killed Maggie Jones :In the shade of the old apple tree.
Ramblin' Jack Elliott recorded a parody version entitled "Shade of the Old Apple Tree," included on his 1964 album
Jack Elliott: :It was only yesterday I thought I'd take a bath in some water :For a bath I hadn't had in goodness knows when :And for that bath I didn't want to pay a quarter :So I run down to the creek and jumped right in. :I hung my clothes upon an apple tree limb :'Twas there I got into an awful fix :When an old maid come down down and set beside them :And there she sat from one o'clock to six. :(Chorus:) In the shade of the old apple tree :I was in water right up to my knee :I had to lay down while she was around :'Til only my nose you could see :Mosquitoes was biting my nose :And the crawdads was nibbling my toes :I lay there all day 'til she went away :From the shade of the old apple tree. :(Spoken:) Here comes the pitiful part, boys and girls. :It was only yesterday that Jane and I got hitched :You bet your life I was a happy groom :There was only one thing that filled my heart with sadness :Was parts of her were scattered all over the room. :Her glass eye and false teeth was on the mantle :And on the bed she hung her lock of hair :And there was only one thing that filled my heart with sadness :Was she pitched her wooden leg upon the chair :And it was a limb from that old apple tree :(Repeat rest of chorus) :Yes I carved out my name and there it was plain :On her limb from the old apple tree. == See also ==