In the story "
W.H.A.D.A.L.O.T.T.A.J.A.R.G.O.N." by
Don Rosa the history of the Junior Woodchucks of the World begins with the Woodchuck Militia, a defensive army unit that was formed by
Cornelius Coot in the early 19th century to protect
Fort Duckburg from
Native American warriors and other threats in the area.
Clinton Coot, the son of Cornelius Coot, was the founder of the Junior Woodchucks as a Scouting organization for the children and teenagers around Duckburg at the time to uphold the ideals of performing good deeds, protection of the wilderness, rescuing of the innocent, meek & helpless, and the preservation of knowledge. The organization eventually grew larger to include all nations around the world. The first Junior Woodchucks were Grand Marshal Osborne and Exalted Overseer Taliaferro (a reference to
Ted Osborn and
Al Taliaferro) and Fulton Gearloose, the father of
Gyro Gearloose. In stories by other writers, other characters, such as Woodrow C. Woodchuck, Pioneer O'Duck, Cyrus P. Woodchuck, Daniel Boondock and Wadly Owlhoot have been named as being the founder of the Junior Woodchucks. The Junior Woodchucks is a
para-militaristic organization with its leadership being much more similar to that of
army officers than to real-life
Scoutmasters. The scouting groups are organized into troops which include titles such as Trooper, Lieutenant-General, Field Marshal and Ten-Star General. Alongside self-reliance, As the title of the Junior Woodchucks of the World suggest, it is an international organization and has troops across the globe, including
Arabia (which consist of Desert Patrol nr. 646),
Brazil (which consist of the
Rio de Janeiro troops) and the
Duckburg troops of the
United States.
Leadership The adult leadership of the Junior Woodchucks consists of troop commanders (called Grand Moguls in European comics) whom often has vibrantly acronymized titles which demonstrates their ranking position and professional field. They have also been called Generals in a few stories by Carl Barks. The troop commanders' uniforms are militaristic in design. They are often white or brown in color with richly decorated gold embroideries; with their headgear often being a woodchuck cap The council consists of nine high-ranking members whom collectively is called the B.I.G.S.H.O.T.S. (bureaucratic and imposing gathering of supreme high officials of the topmost strata) with the H.E.A.D.H.O.N.C.H.O. (highest executive administrator of divisional headquarters and organizer of nearly complete hierarchical overkill) as the head of the council. The Supreme Council is located in the Junior Woodchucks' World Headquarters in the City of Duckburg. However, other high ranking titles of uncertain position in leadership has been used within the organization in stories by Carl Barks and others. Some of these include Commander-in-Chief and Exalted Grand Marshal. A few other acronymized titles within the Junior Woodchucks' leadership include: • (1955) G.U.C.O.T.R.O.I.S. (great, unopposable commandant of the realm of inextinguishale sagacity) and I.T.S.A.A.D.C.O.T.F.O.I.K. (international twelve-star admiral and deputy custodian of the fountain of inexhaustible knowledge), a very high ranking title which also seem to have some authority over the Littlest Chickadees patrol in the story
The Chickadee Challenge (Walt Disney's Comics and Stories #181) written and drawn by Carl Barks, by declaring the bridge-building challenge between the two organisations as a tie; suggesting that the Littlest Chickadees is somehow part of or associated with the Junior Woodchuck of the World in some way. • (1959) O.O.O.T.Q.F.U.E. (omnipotent overseer of the quest for unsurpassable excellence) • (1964) O.G.U.F.O.O.L. (omnipotent giver of unimpeachably full-bodied observations on omniscient logic) and M.A.S.L.L.B.P.C.M. (admirable sachem of the long limousine and benevolent payer of the clubhouse mortgage) • (1970) B.O.W.W.O.W. (be-strewer of well-padded wisdom, omniscience and whatever) • (1970) H.I.S.S. and P.O.A.H.M. (hardheaded intuitive sagacity spreader and possessor of all his marbles) • (1970) T.O.P.B.R.A.S.S. (thunderbolt of omniscient perspicacity and boss ramrod of abounding succor spreaders) • (1971) J.A.W.B.O.N.E. (judicious, abstruse, wise bestower of neolithic edification) This title is held by the duckbill character Philodemus Gentlefogg of Duckburg Burrow Number 22, seen in The Junior Woodchucks story
Let Sleeping Bones Lie (Uncle Scrooge #358). • (1971) R.I.N.G.T.A.I.L.E.D. S.N.O.R.T.E.R. (radiant, illustrious, notable, glittering, topflight analytical instructor in logistical engineering dynamics and sharpeyed, nitpicking, overseer, recorder, tabulator and excuse rejecter) • (1971) C.O.O.L.H.E.A.D. (calmer of outbreaks, outcries, lamentations, hassles, expostulations, animosity and disquietude) • (1971) S.A.P.P.Y. P.A.P.P.Y. (stern advocator of peanut-picking yardmasterism and peerless abecedarian producer of praiseworthy youth) • (1971) D.E.M.I.J.O.H.N. (dynamic earth-shacking molder of immaculate junk obliterators here and now) • (1971) B.R.A.S.S. G.A.S.S.E.R. (brain rattling assigner of stupendous sweatouts and giver of awesome scathing scoldings and expurgatory roustings) • (1971) O.D.D. B.A.L.L.E.R. (observer of devious doings and bestower of accolades and limitless laurels upon entitled recipients) • (1971) T.A.I.L.C.R.A.N.K.E.R. (tempestuous assailer of indolent lackadaisicalness and case-hardened requiser of absolute nose-dipping, kowtowing, ear-cocking regimentationalism) • (1972) I.R.O.N.H.E.A.R.T. (intrepid router of overblown nocturnal hobgoblins and exposer of addlepated rumormorgering taletellers) • (1972) J.O.Y. K.I.L.L.E.R. (jaw-breaking order-yeller and intoner of leather-lunged lecturing, excoriating and rank-rattling) • (1972) B.E.L.L.E.R.I.N.G. B.U.L.L.N.E.C.K. (bellicose expecter of limitless lionization, esteem, reverence and indefatigable, never-dying gung-ho as well as bedeviller of unskillful, lunkheaded lallygaggers, and nemesis of extemporizing campground know-nothings) • (1972) H.I.S.T.O.R.Y.N.U.T. (hypercritical inquiring seeker into tales of old and rumors of yore, as well as noser-outer of unprovable tommyrot) • (1972) G.U.F.F. S.P.O.U.T.E.R. (gentle, unflappable, friendly fellow and serene, peaceful, orderly, utterly tranquil example of reasonableness) • (1972) T.U.B.B.A. B.L.U.B.B.E.R. (towering, unperturable, bell-wether of brobdingnagian adventures and belchfiring larruper of unsavory beachrats, buccaneers and ecology ravagers) • (1972) H.O.T.S.H.O.O.T.E.R. (hawkeyed ogler of twigs, sprigs, herbs, oaks, truffles, thickets, eeelgrass and ragweeds) • (1972) S.O.A.P. F.R.E.A.K. (stern overseer of aquatic peccadillos and fastidious rectifier of ecological abuse and knaveries) • (1973) W.A.F.E.R. W.A.V.E.R. (whip-cracking achiever of frightfully efficient regimentation and wrathful arm-twisting vocalizer of expostulatory rake-downs) • (1973) M.O.N.K.E.Y.S. U.N.C.L.E. (multifabolous overseer of noteworthy knot-tying, eagle-spying, yodel-crying and sock-drying as well as understander of nature and converser with lions and elks) • (1973) S.L.A.C.K.E.R. W.H.A.C.K.E.R. (stentorian, law-spouting, adjudicating cracker of knobs and expounder of rules as well as watchdog, herdmaster, admiral, commodore, king, emperor and rip-roarer) • (1973) S.M.O.G. D.O.G. (sufferocious measurer observer and gatherer od deleterious oxigen gunkups) • (1973) T.R.O.O.P.E.R. P.O.O.P.E.R. (tempestuous requester of overblown obedience, perfection, enthusiasm and reliability as well as propounder of outrageously ostentatious programs, enterprises and razzledazzles) • (1974) C.O.D.F.A.T.H.E.R. (ceremonialized oratorical discourser of fishes, alfalfa, toadstools, human, earwigs and/or rodents) On few occasions
Donald Duck has taken on the role as a troop commander (although in
Don Rosa's story "
W.H.A.D.A.L.O.T.T.A.J.A.R.G.O.N.", Donald is revealed to never having been allowed to join the Junior Woodchucks on account of his "hot temper"), or by
Launchpad McQuack in the
DuckTales TV series. In a large number of stories, including the last ones written by Carl Barks, the Duckburg troop commander is a tall duck, who is either the same character in every story with many different titles depending on the situation or separate characters. In some Italian stories the troop commander of the Duckburg troop is a tall, brave, strong, healthy and wise (but scared of flight) goose whose name is Bertie McGoose.
Troops To become a full member of the Junior Woodchucks and be assigned to a local troop one must first enlist as cadets, who wears woodchuck caps, and pass the initiation test that proves one's intelligence and resourcefulness. Don Rosa has written that One-Hundred-Star General is the highest title in the Junior Woodchucks; after which promotees can proceed to earn titles above the highest ranks. General Snozzie is a
bloodhound occasionally deployed by the Junior Woodchucks during tests or missions and he has many skills but his main attribute and discipline is his extraordinary, and at times incomprehensibly, good scent tracking. He also has a number of acronymized titles which include:
Ph.D.,
B.Sc.,
Ed.D. and D.O.G. (doctor of odd-ball gimmickry) and G.C.O.T.O.O.M. (grand commander of the order of mercury)(1961), S.L.O.B. (simple, lowdown, ordinary boobhound), S.S.S.S. and S.O.S.S. (supremely sagacious spoor sniffer and saver of stranded souls)(1962), K.I.N.G. (knightly, intrepid, natatorial guardian)
working for points to earn a B.T.H.H.M. (bucket to hold his medals) and G.P.O.O.T.K.H. (great peerless overseer of the kitchen help)(1963). ==The Littlest Chickadees==