Richard, a 22-year-old Scottish undertaker and obituary writer, dreams of becoming a screenwriter and is dissatisfied with his mundane life in
Bradford, Northern England. During a burial, he meets Barbara, a young aspiring Hollywood actress briefly visiting Bradford, and the two develop a connection. Barbara returns home and brags about the British writer she met while away. Infatuated with her, Richard impulsively flies to Los Angeles without informing his fiancée. When Richard arrives at the upscale Japanese restaurant where Barbara works as a waitress, she is surprised to see him. Richard soon learns that Barbara has a boyfriend, womaniser director Patterson, though she insists that their relationship is strictly professional. With the help of Moss, a man he befriends, Richard rents a dingy apartment and takes a job as a pool cleaner while he waits to hear from Barbara. When Barbara finally calls, she and Richard go to the beach and she tells Richard that, although she likes him, it is safer for her future career if she stays with Patterson. In response, he tells her that he would have gone to the North Pole for her. Richard takes Barbara to a nightclub, where Moss and his band (
Leningrad Cowboys) are playing. Richard introduces Moss to Barbara's waitress friend Julie and the two quickly get along. Meanwhile, Barbara spots Patterson kissing the head waitress at the restaurant and leaves him. Richard, Barbara, Moss, and Julie spend the night on the road, before Moss and Julie leave to spend time together in a hotel in the morning. Barbara proposes to Richard and the pair have a
Las Vegas wedding. Barbara arranges a meeting for Richard with Takowsky, a noted screenwriting agent. Richard hands over his screenplay,
Oozy Suicide, and returns home to work on more script ideas. Richard becomes jealous when Barbara auditions for Patterson's next film, though she does not get the part. After Richard learns that Patterson offered Barbara the role in exchange for sex, their relationship becomes strained. When Patterson reconsiders Barbara for the role, he invites her over to his house, much to Richard's chagrin. Annoyed by Richard's growing jealousy, Barbara leaves him. Richard visits Barbara's restaurant, where Julie tells him that Barbara does not wish to see him anymore. He overhears that Barbara will attend a party later and is advised by the restaurant's owner that if he cannot win Barbara back, then he should kill her. Instead, Richard acquires
chloroform to render her unconscious in case he cannot convince her to return to his side. Accompanied by Moss, Richard arrives at the party and finds Barbara. When Barbara angrily rebuffs Richard, he attempts to chloroform her, but she hits him in the face, knocking him to the ground. Richard spends the night in prison and is released with the help of Takowsky. He returns to Bradford, where his undertaking business has been kept afloat by a colleague. During a burial, Barbara suddenly appears and brings back the
Oozy Suicide screenplay, telling him that Takowsky has agreed to take Richard on as a client and presenting him with his first paycheck. Barbara admits that Richard was right about Patterson, and they rekindle their relationship, starting afresh in Bradford. ==Cast==