Jeff is unconscious, hanging from a ceiling in a solitary confinement. An alien named Foster enters and awakens Jeff. Foster reveals himself as the head of Emperor Zing's security team. Emperor Zing, Foster, the rest of his security team, along with half the residents of the spaceship belong to Roger's race of aliens. They are the slave owners on the spaceship. The rest of the aliens populating the ship are miscellaneous races of aliens that have been abducted from their respective home planets and are being used as slaves. Being toured around the spaceship, Jeff learns that it is a bizarre
shopping mall-like facility. Foster sends Jeff to work at a
shawarma food stand, where Jeff encounters
Sinbad (the only other human on the spaceship), who had been abducted two months prior. After the emperor of the ship, Zing, walks by, Jeff protests that he misses his wife but is ignored. After work, Sinbad shows Jeff around the ship and eventually takes him to a bar. Jeff eventually finds out that the only way Emperor Zing will allow any of his captives to escape is to prove that they are truly in love with another. Despite reports that many of the slaves on the ship had previously tried this and all failed, Jeff decides to attempt the test. However, Sinbad reveals there is a cost: if Jeff fails to prove his love, his
penis will be removed and stored in a
fishbowl—an operation the aliens call "the smoothening" (similar to the missing genitalia of a plastic doll). Jeff goes ahead with the test, which consists of a monster alien, named The Majestic, televising Jeff's memories from his relationship with Hayley. The memories are presented via multiple video screens, allowing the Emperor and the rest of the slave-owning aliens to determine whether or not Jeff's love for Hayley is sincere. However, The Majestic only shows memories in which Jeff had been a jerk to Hayley. With that, Emperor Zing declares that Jeff had failed. Jeff counters by saying that he truly loves Hayley, but Zing ignores him. The next day, a moping Jeff is repeatedly hit on by one of the other slaves, an alien species with the ability to transform itself. While Jeff initially has no problems declining the slave alien's advances, he becomes tempted when the creature transforms itself into a Hayley lookalike. With that, Jeff attempts to
appease the slave alien and have sex one last time before losing his penis. However, his
scruples and love for Hayley get in the way, and he is unable to comply. Jeff then decides to confront The Majestic and ask why he only played negative memories of his relationship. After lowering himself into a pit where The Majestic resides, Jeff complains to the creature that he did not show any of the positive memories of his marriage. The Majestic reveals that Emperor Zing commanded him to only play negative memories and that Zing himself had a lost love. When Jeff learns of this, he decides to reveal the Emperor's failed relationship. The next day, the transforming alien presents itself as Jeff. When Foster approaches the Jeff lookalike with a buzzsaw, the Jeff lookalike reveals itself and kicks Foster off the platform. Jeff then appears, standing on top of The Majestic. He gets The Majestic to present all the positive memories of his marriage. The Majestic also captures Emperor Zing and displays his memories for the rest of the aliens to see. The Majestic reveals that Zing was in a relationship with
Roger, however, Roger cheated on Zing with a human male. The other slave-owning aliens, enraged over Zing telling them that romantic love was an impossibility, start a riot. While Zing's security aliens are distracted, Jeff along with Sinbad make their way to an escape pod. However, many of Zing's security aliens are sent after them. Sinbad fights off the guards and ends up being heavily injured. Jeff begs him to come with him, however, Sinbad is killed when a guard slashes through his chest. Jeff quickly leaves and escapes the slave ship. As Jeff begins his journey home, he is sad that he had to leave Sinbad, but he is happy that he will return home. He quickly becomes discouraged when he learns there are over 47,000 planets named
Earth, and that it will take a long time to reach his destination. In the post-credits, Sinbad returns, this time as a
Jedi-like ghost, to aid Jeff on his journey home. ==Production==