When
Bart and
Lisa fight over what to watch on television, they accidentally change the channel to a show hosted by a children's singer named Roofi. This does not appeal to Bart and Lisa, but
Maggie adores the show. After Bart says she can buy a compact disc so that they can watch television,
Marge buys the disc and plays it everywhere, annoying Bart, Lisa, and
Homer, while Marge ignores them because it pleases Maggie. Marge later buys tickets to a Roofi concert. However, the concert is crowded because it is oversold. As it starts to rain, making the babies restless, Roofi appears on stage. He is hit in the face with a baby bottle, abruptly ends the show, and escapes on a helicopter. Soon, the babies riot against the police sent to contain them. In a town meeting after the disaster, the adults of Springfield are angry because
Mayor Quimby forcibly takes $1 million from the audience to cover the damage.
Lindsay Naegle's anti-youth group "Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays Against Parasitic Parents" rallies the town to remove anything that provides comfort to families over Homer and Marge's objections. A statue of a
deadbeat dad is erected, a school bus ignores children to take senior citizens gambling, and a new ordinance allows children who misbehave in public to be
tasered. Marge tries to reason with Naegle but she is not convinced after seeing her deal with her children. Undeterred, Marge tells her she has created a petition to place the "Families Come First" voter initiative on the ballot. Marge announces the lobbying group "Proud Parents Against Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays", but no one wants to help fund her cause. However, support grows after
Mr. Burns signs Marge's petition because he wants children who can supply him with organs. Other residents follow his lead and the initiative gets on the ballot. When the opposition slanders Marge with a commercial, Homer pledges to help, but he creates bumper stickers and a commercial with the wrong information. With the initiative set to be defeated, Bart and Lisa concoct a plan. On the day of the election, the children hug the childless adults outside the polling place, infecting them with childhood germs and
preventing them from voting. The initiative passes, and Homer celebrates by sending his kids at an R-rated movie with no supervision while he and Marge go to somewhere to be alone. ==Cultural references==