Liz (
Tina Fey) is appalled when she learns that idiotic ex-boyfriend
Dennis (
Dean Winters) has been allowed to adopt simply because he is married. Despite her feminist reservations about the ritual of marriage and the wedding industry, she and current live-in boyfriend
Criss (
James Marsden) decide to have a low-key wedding that day at City Hall, hoping to improve their chances of adoption. A series of reversals eventually forces Liz to admit to herself that she would like her wedding to be a special day after all. Criss,
Jack, (
Alec Baldwin), and Dennis all help to make that a reality. Meanwhile,
Jenna (
Jane Krakowski) is approached by a crazed fan named Terry (
John Hodgman) who has collected 1,000,000
Surge Cola points over two decades. According to the rules of an old contest, he is granted ownership of Jenna. Jenna is initially resigned to her fate, but Jack manages to negotiate with the fan so that he accepts $2,000 instead. Jenna is initially depressed that her value is so low, but Jack cheers her up by convincing her that he is equally past his prime. He remains in a funk until Liz's wedding gives him hope again.
Tracy (
Tracy Morgan) is mortified to learn from
Dr. Spaceman (
Chris Parnell) that he is finally completely healthy. Dr. Spaceman tells Tracy he is likely to live for decades, meaning that he can no longer behave recklessly. Following a stretch where he attempts to do responsible things like watching his health and saving for retirement, Tracy is struck by a taxi. He realizes that he might still die at any moment and can live life to the fullest. ==Reception==