The following brief summaries refer to the "core" descriptions, which are frequently questioned and contradicted. Some are inconsistent, as in dreams. ;Miss Vera Cartwheel: the novel's first-person narrator, on a cross-country bus ride, hoping to locate her childhood nursemaid and nanny, Miss MacIntosh. ;Mrs. Catherine Helena Cartwheel, née Snowden: Vera's mother, the opium lady, living in her New England Boston-area seaside mansion, lost in a permanent opium dream. Confined to her bed, she is still an eyewitness to everything in her staff's life. She's not sure if she is alive or dead. ;Miss Georgia MacIntosh: frequently called "Miss MacIntosh, my darling" by Vera, she hails from
What Cheer, Iowa, and is immune to the elder Cartwheel's dreaming. One day, about a month after Vera's fourteenth birthday, she was gone, with all personal effects left behind, dead or disappeared. Completely bald and hairless since birth, she was hit by a bus in Seattle, and had one breast amputated. She strongly disapproves of electric lights. Named relatives include her brother
Richard, who disappeared while evangelizing Pacific Islanders, her father
John Knox, and her mother
Mercy. ;Mr. Joachim Spitzer: lawyer who specializes in the affairs of the dead, especially tracing heirs. A composer, now of silent music he never writes down or shares, and an amateur lepidopterist. He is helplessly sweet on Mrs. Cartwheel, and usually lost in her dreaming. ;Peron Spitzer: Joachim's identical twin brother, athletic, raffish, gambles on cards and horses, a suicide after he lost the Spitzer inheritance. Mrs. Cartwheel was sweet on him. After Peron's death, Joachim was often uncertain whether he was the one who died, or whether he was really Peron. ;An old clam-digger: Mr. Spitzer's manservant, given to burying himself in the sand. ;Moses Hunnecker: the bus-driver, drunk, so hateful of Democrats that he never votes lest he pull the wrong lever, and he refuses to cut his hair, since the Democrats haven't taxed hair yet. Constantly argues with the non-existent Doctor. ;Doctor Justice O'Leary: non-existent general practitioner, he lost his mind, then his license. Doesn't deliver non-existent babies from non-existent women. He makes his housecalls, no matter what the weather, despite the fact that his car has no roof, windows, or wheels. He often argues with his dead sister Sarah. ;Sarah O'Leary: dead sister of the Doctor, she died at age one, about sixty years ago, but still seeks the Doctor out. ;Madge Capehorn née Edwards: passenger on the bus, pregnant, riding with her husband, forever jealous of the woman her husband married (her younger, non-pregnant self), and of Jackie, whom she thinks her husband thinks he wanted to marry. She usually finds the worst interpretation of other people. ;Homer Capehorn: football player, passenger on the bus, apparently still a virgin. He usually finds the best interpretation of other people. ;Jacqueline "Jackie" White: classmate of Homer, costar with him in the school pageant, the most desired girl in school, she went out with no one, and is now dying. ;James: the Cartwheel chauffeur, but because he likes to shoot things, he left long ago, and was last seen driving a taxicab in Nome, Alaska. ;The black coachman: the most important Cartwheel family employee of days gone by, supposedly buried next to the sea with his carriage and four white horses, and perhaps a passenger or two, but Mr. Spitzer never answers Mrs. Cartwheel's questions about him. ;Cousin Hannah Freemount-Snowden: legendary adventurer, mountain climber, desert crosser, who strongly loathes men. A committed suffragette. Deceased. ;Jock Cartwheel: Catherine's husband, he disappeared while mountain climbing in Europe. She has no clear memory of him or his name, and is uncertain whether there was a marriage or a funeral. ;Lorena: a former ward of Miss MacIntosh, her only love. She grew up to be a fan dancer and strip-tease. ;The Tavern's landlord: Survivor of the sinkings of the
Titanic, the
Lusitania, the
White Star Castle, and the
Prince Edward. ;The Tavern's landlady: His wife, a notably poor speller. ;Mr. Titus Bonebreaker: A former women's shoes' salesman from St. Louis who became a doomsday street preacher in Chicago. He thought he was rescuing a young and wanton Miss MacIntosh when he became engaged to her, but he fled the night before their wedding when she revealed she was bald and one-breasted, leaving behind his umbrella and watch. ;Mr. Weed: a part-time hangman, or his shadow. His first wife Marie hung herself, his current wife Julia has the mind of a child. ;Lisa Lunde: a young would-be physicist who supports herself by helping Mrs. Cartwheel. ;Mrs. Hogden: an old, fat, experienced teacher of arithmetic, claims to have been hired by Mrs. Cartwheel, moves in and settles herself in Vera's deserted playroom. Always an optimist, she steals other people's dreams. ;Esther Longtree: a fat, perpetually pregnant, waitress at the Greasy Spoon and the mother of numerous stillborns. She fears being tried for "murdering" them. ;Rosemary: Esther's stillborn twin sister. Esther had, according to her mother, literally kicked Rosemary out of the womb several months prematurely. Also according to her mother, Rosemary was destined to be the perfect daughter, smart, beautiful, well-behaved, unlike Esther. ;Walter: Esther's first mixed race child. The father survived a lynching and fled north. Walter, killed by Esther at birth, now about ten years old, he keeps asking Esther why she killed him, and asks for his father. ;The Chicago detective: the father, so he thinks, of three children by Esther. ;The little toy salesman: so little, he feeds out of a baby bottle, he was the lone survivor of a ship sunk during a violent storm. ;Joe Goldberg: a former featherweight boxing champion, dying, wants to see what he believes is his child by Esther. ;The stone deaf man: a guest at the Tavern, he can't stop singing about his life and love. Vera falls in love with his voice. ;Lucie Bell: the "stone deaf man"'s lover for the night, she either doesn't exist, is mute, or asleep; Vera never finds out. ;Solomon: the Cartwheel household turtle. ;Friday: the Cartwheel household dog. ==Sources==