A young boy visiting relatives in
Pascagoula, Mississippi catches a wild
squirrel, which he sneaks into the First
Self-Righteous Church during a Sunday service. When the squirrel escapes his box, it heads into the overalls of one of the other parishioners, who jumps in shock and discomfort (thinking "he had a
Weed Eater loose in his
Fruit of the Looms"). The rest of the congregation believe he has been possessed, either by a demon or by the
Holy Spirit; it is implied that the pastor is inclined to believe it is the latter. In the front pew, "Sister Bertha Better-than-You," a holier-than-thou parishioner who had been watching the previous incident "with
sadistic glee," panics when the squirrel suddenly runs into her dress. In terror, she breaks down in tears and begins to confess all of her sins, including "naming names" of paramours that bring embarrassment to the whole church. Following the ordeal, the church experiences a sudden renewal-revival and a wave of baptisms, rededications, increased tithes, and volunteers to go on foreign missions. The now-adult singer reflects on the incident as an example of one of God's miracles. ==History==