Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

The plot revolves around two tailors in business together. Manny Cohen, played by John Bluthal, is Jewish, and Patrick Kelly, played by Joe Lynch, is Irish Catholic. Above their shop works Lewtas (Bernard Spear), who is also Jewish and imports cloth. Two further prominent characters in the first three series are Rabbi Levy (Christopher Benjamin in the pilot, thereafter Cyril Shaps) from the local synagogue, and Father Ryan (Denis Carey in the pilot, thereafter Eamon Kelly) from the local Catholic church. One episode features Manny and Patrick trading the rights to display their pictures around the shop. Patrick has two pictures of the Pope on the wall, while Manny has one of Moshe Dayan. Manny's comment is "It's the going rate. Two Popes to one Moshe." Another episode, "The Not So Kosher Cantor", has Patrick, a talented singer, filling in at the synagogue for a sick cantor, on the occasion of a visit by the Chief Rabbi. Coached to sing phonetically in Hebrew, Patrick performs, every moment milked for comedic value. Finally, the Chief Rabbi congratulates Patrick but reveals he knows something is up. When asked how he knows, he replies that at the end of the service, "you genuflected and made the sign of the cross!" ==Cast==

• John Bluthal as Manny Cohen • Joe Lynch as Patrick Kelly • Bernard Spear as Lewtas (16 episodes; series 3 to 6) • Cyril Shaps as Rabbi Levy (9 episodes; series 1 to 3) • Eamon Kelly as Father Ryan (7 episodes; series 1 to 3) • Jim Norton as Father Ignatious (2 episodes; series 5 and 6) • Meier Tzelniker as Israel Bloom (2 episodes; series 3 and 5) • Rose Power as Mrs Critchley (2 episodes; series 3 and 5) Notable guest artists include film actors Dennis Price as a Savile Row tailor and Rupert Davies as a Roman Catholic bishop, Fred Emney, Harold Bennett, David Kossoff (playing himself), Jack Smethurst, Frank Williams, Bill Pertwee, comedian Dick Bentley, Roy Marsden, Victor Maddern, Barbara Knox (credited as Barbara Mullaney), Roy Barraclough, George A. Cooper, Rita Webb, Michael Robbins, and Ellen Pollock as Manny's mother Ruby. ==Film adaptation==

In 1973, Bluthal and Lynch reprised their roles in a film spin-off. ==DVD release==

A 4-disc set of the show, containing the Thames TV series, was released on DVD in 28 June 2010, by Network. An episode from the ABC era (Man Shall Not Live By Bread Alone) was featured in a boxset titled ABC Nights In, which was also released by Network on 22 December 2020. ==Episodes==

The pilot and the first two series were produced by ABC; however, the second series (of six episodes) did not air until just after Thames Television launched on 30 July 1968, which initially aired the six episodes from that series over August and September that year. Of the 40 episodes made, 11 are believed to no longer exist. These are the pilot, five of the six episodes from Series 1, and five of the six episodes from Series 2. Pilot (1967) Series One (1967) Series Two (1968) Christmas Special (1968) Series Three (1969) Christmas Special (1969) Series Four (1970) Series Five (1970–71) Episodes 1, 3, 4 and 7 of Series 5 were made in black-and-white due to the ITV Colour Strike. Series Six (1971) == See also ==