Waterslides •
Toucan Twister (1985) – 3 adult bodyslides and 2 child slides. • Technetic Industries Slide-A-Ride • Previously named Slidewinder (1985–2017) • Originally opened with four slides (2 adult and 2 child) • Expanded in 1986 adding the left most adult slide (currently orange) •
The Bermuda Triangle (1988) – Three tube slides •
Monkey Rapids (1989) – Three tube slides that empty into Adventure River. • Previously named Bahama Falls (1989–2017) •
Congo Bongo (1991) – Proslide Mammoth family raft ride with turns • More than 100 pieces of fiberglass, each costing $3,000 a piece • Total cost was 1.3 million • 700 feet long • Uses 600,000 gallons per hour • Tube conveyor was added in 1994 •
Kowabunga (1993) – One Proslide TurboMammoth and one BubbaTub from WaterWorld Products • Family raft speed slides that go down without turns. • Two similar family raft rides each featuring three bumps • Oddity in that the two slides are essentially the same ride, just by two different manufacturers side-by-side •
Black Thunder (1995) – Proslide Pipeline, two-person or single tube slides in the dark. • Consisting of two TurboPIPElines (Witches Gulch) and two PIPElines (Twin Twisters) •
Chameleon (1997, revamped in 2023) – Enclosed Proslide Mammoth family raft slide with light and sound effects. • Previously named Dark Voyage (1995–2017) and Flying Gecko (2018-2022) •
Point of No Return (2001) – 10-story-tall Proslide speedslide that takes riders 4 seconds to descend. • Originally two side-by-side slides, one of the slides was taken down and replaced with Scorpion's Tail. • The bottom runout remains the same •
Sting Ray (2002) – Two large halfpipes from Water Fun Products • Replaced Tank Tag •
Black Anaconda (2005) – Proslide Rocket Water Coaster • First Generation Proslide water coaster, uses conveyor belts instead of magnets or water in Proslide's later water coasters • One of America's longest watercoasters • Replaced Thunder Rapids Tube Ride •
Time Warp (2006) – Proslide BehemothBowl 60 • The world's largest bowl ride • It is a clone of the former Disco H2O at
Wet n Wild (which closed in 2016). • '''Scorpion's Tail''' (2010) – Whitewater West AquaLoop • America's first upside-down looping body slide • Drops riders down from a trap door in a capsule into an almost inverted loop • Replaced a Point of No Return Slide •
Quadzilla (2012) – Proslide Kraken Racer • Four braided head-first slides • Replaced The Plunge •
Raja (2018) – Polin King Cobra • Replaced Bumper Boats
Wave pools •
The Wave (1987) – Wavetek Wave Pool • It was with this addition that Noah's Ark became America's Largest Waterpark • Opened as the largest wave pool in the Midwest and sixth largest in the country • Has capability of producing eight different types of waves •
Big Kahuna (1989) – Wavetek
Wave Pool • Once the largest wave pool in Wisconsin Dells, now eclipsed by Mt. Olympus's Surf Pool • As of 2015, it cost $1,500 a day to make the waves
Lazy Rivers •
Endless River (1985) – Simple Lazy River • Thought to be the first in the Midwest and fourth in the world upon opening • Originally known as Lazy River and was 1/4 of a mile, stretching around only Toucan Twisters • Expanded in 1986 to 1/3 of a mile, stretching to the splash pool of Bermuda Triangle when it would be installed • This created the only figure 8 lazy river in the country • Was simplified to current oval shape in 2006 when Time Warp was installed •
Adventure River (1989) • Originally featured small waves and rapids
Other Attractions •
Paradise Lagoon (1984) – An activity pool • Features slides (Chutes and Motels), zip-lines, and a water walk • Motel slide manufactured by Aquaslide •
OctoExplorer (1994) – Children's play area made by NBGS • Marketed as "A Yellow Submarine with Moving Periscope, Water Geysers, Interactive Play Equipment and Soft Slides" from the manufacturer • Repainted and refurbished in 2016 •
Flash Flood (1999) –
Hopkins Rides Shoot the Chute. • 20-passenger boat that descends a drop into a large pool; includes bridge observation area which gets hit by the subsequent wall of water. • '''Noah's 4-D Dive-In Theater''' (2007) –
Midwest's Largest 4-D Theater • Currently Standing but Not Operating, status is unknown •
Tadpole Bay Kiddie Kingdom (2008) – SCS Interactive children's play area • Features Noah's Ark theme, 4 kiddie waterslides, over 50 water features, and an 800-gallon bucket dump. •
Surfing Safari (2013) – Single FlowRider stationary surf attraction • Replaced portions of land that Jungle Rapids once stood
Former attractions •
Can-Am Race Cars (1979) • Removed in 1998 and replaced by Flash Flood •
Bumper Boats (1979) – First Attraction Built At ''Noah's Ark'' • Taken out in 2018, replaced by Raja. •
Jungle Rapids (1980) – Five Tube and mat slides • Technetic Industries Slide-A-Ride • Originally opened with three slides, with two additional slides opening in 1982 • The park’s oldest water attraction • First fiberglass waterslide in the area • For the 2013 the entire complex was demolished • Portions replaced by Surfing Safari •
Miniature Golf (1980) – 18 holes. • Reopened in the 2019 season. • Currently standing but not operating, status is unknown •
Thunder Rapids (1982) – Three interweaving hillside concrete tube chute style rides • Originally two tube chutes with an additional run opening in 1984 • One was removed when Point of No Return was installed • Other two were removed for Black Anaconda • Referred to as Mountain Mania Innertube Ride on a brochure from the early 1980s •
Baja Racers (1983? ) - Off Road Go Karts • Removed in 1984? for Paradise Lagoon •
Dune Cats (1983?) - Off Road Go Karts • Removed in 1984? for Paradise Lagoon •
The Plunge (1984) – two belly-down, face first racing mat slides. • Technetic Industries Bonzi • Replaced by Quadzilla in 2012 • Referred to as Bonzi Water Slide on a brochure from the early 1980s • Bonzi, however, is the slide type and it is believed these brochures were printed before The Plunge name was selected •
Kiddie Bumper Boats (1987) • Located next to The Wave • Replaced with Hooligan's Harbor RC Boats in 2018 • Manufactured by World Famous Kiddie Bumper Boats •
Kiddie Race Cars (1987) • Removed in 1998 and replaced by Flash Flood •
King of the Mountain (1987) • Several play structures for children which were slowly removed from kiddie areas •
Tank Tag (1989) – a game where participants shoot tennis balls at targets for points from stationary guns, and mobile tanks. • Taken down in 2001 and replaced with the Sting Ray. •
Go Gator (1990?) Wisdom kiddie roller coaster. • Closed in 2012 • '''Noah's Incredible Adventure''' (2003) – Mack Mystery Swing • A high-capacity, dry amusement ride which involved a large "Mystery Swing" and special visual effects to recreate a journey on Noah's famous ark. It was replaced by
Curse of the Crypt in the same building in 2009. •
SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D (2007) – featured at Noah's Dive-In Theater from 2007 to 2010. Was replaced with
Pirates 4-D in 2011. Pirates 4-D replaced by “Ice Age 4-D” in 2015. In 2017 the ride was made into “The LEGO Movie The 4-D Experience” •
Curse of the Crypt (2009) – Mack Rides Mystery Swing. • Rethemed version of Noah's Incredible Adventure • Closed in 2012, standing but not operating == References ==