Monólogo (Monologue) The programme started with every night with a comedic monologue performed by Eva Hache, about some of the day's news. Parts of these monologues were later entered into a book. Hache would also form a mock parliament before every show.
Analísis politico (Political analysis) Ricardo Castella analysed the current situation of Spanish and international affairs, with a small bit of humour and satire. Tired of the perceived political deadlock, the storyline is that Castella has created his own political party
Ya os vale ("It's worth it"). Every Thursday, Castella turned his segment into
Buenas malas noticias ("Good Bad News"); he swaps his usual suit for a Hawaiian shirt and no matter how bad the news is, he tries to look on the bright side. As he would always remind the viewers at the end, ''"A partir de ahora, cuando vean una mala noticia, acuérdense de mí y piensen... ¡Pues tampoco es pa' tanto!" - "From now on, when you see a bad news story, remember me and think... well, it's not that big of a deal!"''
La guerra de los medios (The media war) A segment presented by Quequé, usually airing on Mondays. It talks of (in a comedic manner) the disagreements and inconsistencies between different media outlets; be that radio, television or internet. Quequé tended to focus on the
Cadena COPE broadcaster
Federico Jiménez Losantos' disagreements with the
PRISA media group and the Spanish Government, by
zapping (collecting clips from) Losantos' programme. Towards the end of the programme's run, it regularly featured
El Mundo journalist
Fernando Sánchez Dragó and his colleagues. A similar version of this segment,
La guerra de las medias, was often included on Wednesdays, in which Quequé would instead spoof tabloid gossip from throughout the week.
FF: El informe Fernando (FF: The Fernando Report) Fernando Gil would go out onto the streets and, knowing what was happening where he was, interview everyone from passersby to lecturers, celebrities and politicians.
Reportero de guerra (War Reporter) Introduced in the second series, Javier Coronas reports on news wherever and whenever it occurs, replacing Richard Collins-Moore, who was, according to the show's plot, kidnapped by Islamist terrorists. ==Partido Hache==