The action takes place in a town hall. Nyukhin has been told by his wife to give a lecture about "the harmful effects of tobacco", although he is a
smoker. He emphasizes that this will be a dry and boring lecture, but always postpones the actual subject by talking about his problems with his domineering wife. "I must tell you, by the way, that my wife runs a boarding school. Well, not exactly a boarding school, but something in the nature of one. Just between us, my wife likes to complain about hard times, but she has put away a little nest egg... some forty or fifty thousand
rubles. As for me, I haven't a
kopek to my name, not a penny... " He wants to stand up against his wife, he wants to run away, to forget and to be alone. He symbolically throws off his old, shabby waistcoat, but suddenly picks it back up, because "She is here. My wife is there in the wings waiting for me." By the end of the monologue, Nyukhin has said hardly anything relevant about the harmful effects of tobacco, but asks the audience not to betray him: "If she asks you, please, I beg you, tell her that her scarecrow husband, I mean, the lecturer, me, behaved with dignity." ==Publication history==