Michael (
Jason Bateman) and
Sally Sitwell (
Christine Taylor), who have started dating, have brunch, during which Michael spots
George Michael (
Michael Cera) and
Maeby (
Alia Shawkat) at the same restaurant and introduces Sally to them.
Ann (
Mae Whitman) finds George Michael, who she thought was skipping church to work. Michael and
Lindsay (
Portia de Rossi) discuss his relationship with Sally when
Gob (
Will Arnett) interrupts to announce that he's being sued for divorce from his
wife (
Amy Poehler).
Buster (
Tony Hale) tells
Lucille (
Jessica Walter) and
Oscar (
Jeffrey Tambor) that he is being shipped off to
Iraq. Michael and Gob track down
Barry Zuckerkorn (
Henry Winkler) to help with Gob's divorce, and Barry mentions that the attorney for the other side in his current case is
Maggie Lizer (
Julia Louis-Dreyfus). Michael goes to catch up with Maggie and learns she's 8.5 months pregnant and that they haven't seen each other in 8.5 months; she tells Michael that the child is not his, but he isn't convinced. On his date with Sally, Michael tells her that he thinks Maggie's child might be his, and she breaks up with Michael because she thinks that he is always looking for things to come between them. Gob tells Michael that he would make Maggie pee in a cup right in front of him to make sure that she isn't lying about being pregnant, so Lindsay and Tobias decide to break into Maggie's house and collect the specimen.
George Sr. (Tambor) summons Michael to the attic with his wolf howl to try to convince him to get Buster out of going to war. Michael goes to Maggie's, while Lindsay and Tobias sneak in and head to the bathroom to get a urine sample. Dressed as Oscar, George Sr. visits Buster to convince him that he should hide to avoid going to war, and Buster tells him that he's a good uncle, to which George replies, "I'm not your uncle, I'm your father." Buster confronts Lucille, who unwittingly confesses that Buster's true father is Oscar. Buster angrily storms off, and Lucille snaps out of her denial. Michael brings Maggie to a bar to talk about his potential fatherhood while Lindsay and Tobias search the house for proof that Maggie is faking her pregnancy. Maggie tells Michael that the baby is his, but at her home, Lindsay and Tobias discover a box with a pregnant suit in it and leave a message on Michael's phone confirming that the pregnancy is a scam. Ann introduces Lucille to the power of prayer. Michael listens to Lindsay's message about the pregnancy suit, calls Maggie a liar, and dumps her. She shows him her very real pregnant stomach, while Lindsay and Tobias burst in with the urine from the sample they had collected, it being positive.
On the next Arrested Development... Barry tells Michael that Maggie's fat suit was part of her legal case and that she is suing him for paternity. Lucille prays, begging God to take anything from the family to keep Buster from going to war. Buster is on his way to the
army when he decides to finally go swimming in the ocean, where a loose seal bites off his hand. == Production ==