The sketches always revolve around the gag of Pat's unrevealed gender: the name "Pat" can be short for "
Patricia", a female name, or "
Patrick", a male name. The celebrity guests on the show play everyday people who encounter Pat, and who then try to discern Pat's gender, without being so rude as to actually ask outright. Pat remains oblivious, and endlessly frustrates the questioners with answers that leave Pat's gender vague. Pat often makes statements that seem to reveal a gender, only to then immediately confuse things again. A typical example might be, "Sorry if I'm a little grumpy, I have really bad
cramps... I rode my bike over here, and my calf muscles are
killing me!". Some jokes would be a bit more buried, such as Pat remarking "In high school I did well in drama, especially when I played the role of Peter Pan!" (Many theatrical productions of
Peter Pan feature a woman in the title role.) In another sketch, Pat tells
Kevin Nealon that the name is
Pat Riley (like the coach of the
Lakers), only to add, "but there's one big difference between me and him... I never coached a professional basketball team. That's my little joke!" Other gags include Pat's attempts at humor, which serve to confuse everyone further: when asked what "Pat" is short for, the character replies, "Pat is short for P-a-a-a-a-a-t!"
Pat's first appearance: Pat at the Office (Dec. 1990) "Pat" debuted on December 1, 1990 (Season 16, Episode 7), with
John Goodman hosting. In the sketch, Bill (
Kevin Nealon) is thanking a friend over the phone for his new job, then asks whether Bill's supervisor is a man or a woman. Before he gets an answer, he has to hang up when Pat enters. Bill asks, "Do you have a boyf... girl... Are you married?" Pat explains that Pat's planned marriage to Chris fell through, because Chris got involved with Terry. (This answers nothing since Chris is an androgynous name and, and Pat could be saying "Terry" or "Teri".) Next Bill says he's trying to decide what to watch tonight: either a
Giants-
49ers game, or
Murphy Brown. Pat states an inability to help on that matter, having rented a film:
Tootsie. Bill's last effort, when they agree to go to lunch together, is to learn whether Pat has a wallet or a purse; Pat wears a
fanny pack.
''It's Pat: Pat at the Drugstore'' (April. 1991) Aired April 13, 1991 (Season 16, Episode 17).
Catherine O'Hara played a drugstore clerk, who tries to help when Pat asks for
disposable razors. O'Hara asks whether they would prefer a
pink or blue package, but Pat says they will take whichever is cheaper. Next, they need a lotion for after shaving. The clerk offers a "bracing tonic" (for a man) or a "soothing lotion" (for a woman). Pat asks for
Vaseline Intensive Care. The clerk says, "Yes, everybody likes that." Next, Pat asks the increasingly nervous shop-woman for some
antiperspirant. O'Hara, overwrought, asks, "Roll-on or spray?" Pat asks what is on sale. "Secret", O'Hara says with faux joviality. "Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man" (transposing the slogan, "Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Woman"). Pat makes one last purchase, for condoms; yet before O'Hara can draw the conclusion that Pat must be male, they proclaim, "I think contraception is the responsibility of both partners. What can I say? I'm a very sexual being!" The sketch ends when the clerk swoons out of sight behind her counter. Sweeney wrote on her website, "I lerve Catherine O'Hara!!!! I think I was as giddy to meet her as is possible for me. She was great fun on the show and in this sketch."
''It's Pat: Pat Goes to the Barber'' (May 1991) Aired on May 18, 1991 (Season 16, Episode 20). When Pat goes to get a haircut, the hairdresser (
George Wendt), has no idea whether to administer a male or female style. The stylist asks which magazine Pat would like to read, naming gender-specific titles (
Sports Illustrated and
Glamour). In response, they ask for
People. When they say the haircut is to look good for a party, the barber asks what they'll be wearing, and they respond "Black". The barber attempts to find out Pat's sex by pointing to different prices for men and women displayed on the wall, but Pat simply gives him $20 and tells him to keep the change. Julia Sweeney wrote, "Christine Zander and I wrote this sketch about Pat – personally I think this is the very best one of all the Pat sketches. Pat goes into a barbershop to get a haircut and the barber is confused – is it going to be a man's cut or a woman's?"
''It's Pat: Birthday Party'' (Oct. 1991) Aired on October 12, 1991 (Season 17, Episode 3). Co-workers
Siobhan Fallon Hogan,
Phil Hartman, and
Kevin Nealon give Pat a
surprise birthday party. As they chat, Nealon asks whether Pat has a
biological clock; Siobhan says, "I think you'd make a really great moth... fath... role model," but Pat tells them about a
dysfunctional family and unhappy childhood. Hartman makes the next attempt: "Pat, would you say that you are more like your mother or your father?", but they reply, "I'm a perfect combination of both!" One of their estranged parents (
Kirstie Alley), also androgynous and named Francis or Frances, comes into the party; when Nealon asks about Pat's birth, again there are only ambiguous answers, as well as the parent saying "I had to be both mother and father to you ever since (Jean or Gene) ran off with...that thing". The co-workers start to sing ''
For He's a Jolly Good Fellow'', but have to change "he's" to "Pat's".
Chris Rock had a minor role as a messenger.
''It's Pat: Pat Goes to the Gym (or Physical Evaluation'') (Nov. 1991) Aired November 16, 1991 (Season 17, Episode 6).
Linda Hamilton was the host in this episode, in which Pat decides to join a gym. Gym employee Andrea (Hamilton) cannot figure out their sex, so, filling in the application form, she asks for "age? ... height? ... sex?" and looks up hopefully. Pat says, "'Yes, please!' [stuttery laugh] That's my little joke." When they are asked for a middle name, the eager audience then finds out that the middle name is "O'Neill", again continuing the joke. (Pat never uses the middle name, as it is "embarrassing".) Andrea keeps trying: "Would you say that you're in good health? Do you have regular periods..." When Pat stares at her, Andrea hurriedly finishes, "... of activity?" Andrea tries again: "What kind of body are you going for? I mean, do you want a
muscular V-shape?" (That would suggest Pat is male.) "Or something a little more
curvy?" They reply, "Well, I just saw the movie
Return to the Blue Lagoon. I'd sure like a body like that!" Andrea does not know whether they are referring to
Milla Jovovich or
Brian Krause. Andrea and fellow gym employee Ron (
Tim Meadows) ask Pat which of them they would be more attracted to; Pat objects to the question; they suggest that Pat should go to the
locker room. Just as the audience is about to see whether they enter either the men's or the women's,
Kevin Nealon as a TV news anchor on
Weekend Update interrupts with a
Special Report alert. Upon returning to the Pat sketch, Andrea and Ron are laughing, with Andrea saying, "I guess our question is finally answered!", but only the
studio audience might have seen which door Pat entered; the television viewer is still in the dark. === ''It's Pat'':
Rob Morrow (Jan. 1992) === Aired on January 11, 1992 (Season 17, Episode 10) with Sweeney playing alongside
Kevin Nealon as Bill, host
Rob Morrow as Frank,
Victoria Jackson as Dina,
Dana Carvey and
Mike Myers as guests, and
Phil Hartman as the Narrator.
''It's Pat: Pat's Interrogation'' (Apr. 1992) Aired April 11, 1992 (Season 17, Episode 17). In honor of having
Sharon Stone as the host, Pat is brought in for a
Basic Instinct interrogation process. The interrogators are played by
Chris Farley, Dana Carvey, and Phil Hartman. The questions are sexual in nature: "Did you and Chris play any kind of games in bed?" Pat replies, "Role reversal! We felt it kept the relationship alive!" When asked, "Which one of you put on the condom?", Pat says, "We put it on together." Hartman asks, "if you were a baby, what color would your Pampers be, pink or blue?" Pat sounds surprised: "Diapers were all white back then!" Interrogator #2 (Carvey, who usually played Chris) begins to rant: "You're lying, Pat, you're lying! You're not telling the truth, and by God I'm gonna find out! You're not telling the truth, Pat, I'm gonna figure you out! I'm gonna figure you out!"
''It's Pat: Pat Looks for a Roommate'' (Oct. 1992) Aired October 10, 1992 (Season 18, Episode 3). The
SNL cast wrote a spoof of the 1992 film
Single White Female, in which
Melanie Hutsell as
Hedra, using a wig to look androgynous, plays a new roommate who becomes obsessed with wanting to look like and be like Pat. Other characters are played by
David Spade as a prospective tenant who flees,
Joe Pesci as
Graham Knox, and
Dana Carvey as Pat's love interest Chris. Graham tries to warn Pat about Hedra, but they cannot understand why anyone would obsess. "Well, maybe she's in love with you. Maybe she's gay. Or, or straight. Or bi." Hedra enters, wearing the same clothes, glasses, and short curly hair as Pat's. Graham says, "Just look at the two of you. You look like bro... sist... twins." === ''It's Pat'':
Christopher Walken (Oct. 1992) === Aired October 24, 1992 (Season 18, Episode 4). Pat is hired by a new firm. Carl (Walken), an account executive, has returned to work from needing a leave for psychiatric problems. As the co-workers gather in the office, he expresses his extreme perplexity and discomfort around Pat to Phil Hartman. At last he is driven insane by the enigma of Pat and dives out the window. === ''It's Pat'':
Harvey Keitel (Jan. 1993) === Aired January 16, 1993 (Season 18, Episode 11). Harvey Keitel plays a shipwrecked sailor on a desert island, who has grown lonesome is then greeted by another castaway, who turns out to be Pat. Pat gives Pat's typical ambiguity, telling of the situation where Pat was on a
luxury cruise playing
shuffleboard "The battle of the sexes, and we won!" when the ship was attacked by a violent storm and Pat was thrashed overboard and ended up on the sailor's island. Although Keitel was made up to have some ambiguity such as long hair, it was obvious he was male as he wrote in his journal "I miss the intimacy of a woman, or at least some good male companionship". Later, the sailor asks Pat what sex is Pat. When Pat is about to speak,
Adam Sandler is in the audience, breaking the fourth wall. He tells Pat that NBC is going through hard times with the impending final episode of
Cheers and the departure of
David Letterman, and if Pat spoils the joke then
Saturday Night Live will be ruined because NBC will be bereft of all comedy.
Quentin Tarantino told
Playboy in 1994, "There was only one sketch that Julia Sweeney, the actress who plays Pat did on
Saturday Night Live that gave a clue to what Pat is. It was the sketch that Pat did with Harvey Keitel. And the thing is, they kissed in it. At one point they were thinking of taking the kiss out of the sketch. But Harvey, being Harvey, demanded they keep it in, that there'd be no integrity without the kiss. So that was the first time we'd seen Pat in an intimate situation – a smooch. There is a certain way that you hold your head, the way you come in for a kiss. And sitting there, watching it, I thought that Pat didn't kiss like a guy. Pat kissed like a girl."
''Pat's Crying Game'' (Mar. 1993) Aired March 20, 1993 (Season 18, Episode 16). In a spoof of the movie
The Crying Game, Pat sings the title song.
May 1994 Aired on May 14, 1994 (Season 19, Episode 20). Pat appears at the end of the episode, alongside other recurring characters, singing "So Long, Farewell". == Reception of the
SNL character ==