The year is 1840. The
Emperor of China warns the young
Queen Victoria to know her place ("The Emperor's Greeting"). The scene is set, panto-style, in a quaint, cardboard English village, "Dunroamin-on-the-Down", ancestral home of Sir Richard (Dick) Whittington and his widowed mother Lady Dodo. Dick sets off with his manservant Jack Idle and the men of the village to seek their fortune in London or in the new towns of the
Industrial Revolution. Jack is sad to leave his girlfriend, Sally. His horse Randy and her mare Cherry also fancy each other and have to be rebuked for their friskiness ("Whoa, Boy"). Lady Dodo pines for the good old days, but Dick believes the age of gold is yet to come. Sally, left with her mare, sings of her confusion. She likes Jack but pines for Sir Richard, who is also her
legal guardian. Secretly, she and Dodo take off on their own for London. In the
City, Dick encounters Obadiah Upward, an up-and-coming merchant, who explains how their fortunes can be made in distant China from the sale of
poppies. Dodo and Sally arrive and they agree to make the journey. They sail to India, and, in the poppy fields, Dodo tells Upward why she loves him ("
Nostalgie de la Boue"). Dick and Jack reflect on
British India, the
East India Company and the
Battle of Plassey in a
Kipling-esque ballad ("John Companee"). En route for China aboard one of Upward's opium
clippers, Dick persuades Jack and Sally to sample their wares, and they savour a
pipe dream of paradise. The Emperor of China tells Victoria to stop the cultivation of poppies, but she replies that the "Bounty of the Earth" is to be shared by every nation. She leaves him alone to lament his son's addiction to the drug. He sends
Commissioner Lin to
Canton to stamp out the trade. Here, Lin meets
Viceroy Teng and his daughter Yoyo who is confused by Europeans ("They All Look the Same To Us"). Obadiah refuses to be intimidated by Lin's threats and sends Dick up the coast to seek fresh markets. Victoria joins his crew as an interpreter and Christian missionary and is questioned on her religious scruples. She explains there is a blessed trinity of
Civilisation, Commerce and Christianity that justifies trade ("Blessed Trinity"). Before they leave, Dodo guesses that Sally loves Dick and tells her he is not only her guardian but also her half-brother. The Chinese lay siege to the European compound, and the animals have to be slaughtered for food. Jack sings Randy a last
lullaby before killing him ("Rock-A-Bye Randy"). In the
war that follows, the Chinese are defeated and surrender
Hong Kong Island. Dodo and Upward sing of how the British and French soldiers sacked the
Imperial Summer Palace in Peking ("Rat-a-Tat-Tat"). ==Musical numbers==