High school sweethearts Arbie (
Jason Yachanin) and Wendy (Kate Graham) attempt to consummate their relationship in the Tromahawk
Native American burial ground. Arbie is upset because Wendy is going off to college without him, but Wendy promises to him that she will always stay faithful to him. The two leave in disgust when they see
a gravedigger watching and
masturbating to them, but he is killed by zombie hands spouting from the ground. One college semester later, when Arbie returns to the spot of his one and only sexual encounter, he is shocked to discover two unsettling realities: not only has the burial ground been bulldozed and replaced by an American
Chicken Bunker, a mega-conglomerate
fast food franchise, but college has turned his dear Wendy into a "
left-wing,
lipstick lesbo liberal", protesting the construction of the building with her
activist girlfriend Micki (Allyson Sereboff). Disillusioned and out for revenge, Arbie decides to get a job at the American Chicken Bunker. Under the supervision of paranoid manager Denny, Arbie is thrust into the monotony of minimum wage with a variety of colorful people: the effeminate Mexican Paco Bell (Khalid Rivera), the
animal-loving redneck Carl Jr. (Caleb Emerson), the
burqa-clad
Muslim Hummus (Rose Ghavami) and a mysterious 60-year-old man in the restaurant's basement who has worked as their costumed
mascot all his life and has a virtually identical background to Arbie. While grinding meat, Paco is pushed into the meat grinder by an uncooked chicken. General Lee Roy decides to let Paco get turned into a
sloppy joe sandwich. Arbie begins to unravel a sinister plot involving the spirits of disenfranchised
Native Americans and the billions of slaughtered chickens sent to the "concentration
coops" who plan on exacting their revenge in the most gruesome ways possible, after being told so by Paco, now reanimated as a sandwich. Carl Jr, who is having
intercourse with an uncooked chicken in the storage room, fights the chicken when it starts biting his penis. Hummus manages to kill it by shoving a broom up Carl's backside, though it tears off his penis. General Lee Roy insists not to take him to a hospital and to give the chicken (which has been sprayed with blood and green ichor from earlier) to the protesters outside. Carl Jr. is killed when Arbie gives him alcohol to drink. When Mickie declares the chicken to be delicious, the protesters go inside the restaurant to eat it. Wendy later discovers Mickie was paid by General Lee Roy to endorse it, to which breaks up with her and returns to Arbie. The poisoned chicken sickens customers, and Lee Roy, forced to try it, enjoys it briefly before succumbing to diarrhea. General Lee Roy lays an egg in the bathroom and is attacked by the chicken that hatches from the egg, before biting its head off and is sprayed with green blood. He becomes a giant egg and hatches into a chicken zombie. Denny leads everyone to the kitchen's back and, as he recounts his first chicken encounter (like 1975's
Jaws (film)), is decapitated by the General. The customers, workers, and protesters then all turn into zombie chickens, and proceed to mangle and kill everyone. The mascot (Lloyd Kaufman) shoots all of them with an M-16 machine gun. The General Lee Roy zombie returns, but is shot down by the mascot. Just before he can go for the death shot, he gets interrupted and has his nose ripped off by a now zombie chicken Denny. Arbie then shoots and kills Denny. Wendy turns the open/closed sign to "closed", which keeps the chicken zombies at bay to ensure an epidemic be for naught. The mascot, who is still alive, tells Arbie that he is his future self. He then turns into a chicken zombie. Mickie, who attempts to escape, is turned into a zombie chicken. She and the Mascot chicken zombie chase after Arbie and Wendy. Hummus drinks meat steroid in an attempt to save them and accidentally kills herself in the process. Arbie and Wendy soon figure out that beer kills the chicken zombies and manage to kill the Mickie and mascot zombie. They run out of beer and are saved by Hummus (who is still alive, despite having exploded a few minutes earlier). They find a child hiding in the storage room and are attacked once again by the General Lee Roy chicken. It is then killed by the Paco sandwich. Hummus is then shown to have
explosives strapped to her body and tells them that she will sacrifice herself. Wendy, Arbie, and the little girl escape as the building explodes. While being driven home in a car, the child experiences stomach cramps after drinking a can of beer and begins to cluck like a chicken before laying an egg, frightening her, Arbie, and Wendy. Arbie loses control of the car and crashes, resulting in the car back-flipping before landing on the ground and exploding, thus killing all inside. During the credits, various chicken zombies dance to a reprise of the movie's theme. ==Cast and characters==