Powdered Toast Man is a
superhero who lives under the disguise of Pastor Toast Man, a well-liked youth
deacon and government clerk; he successfully hides his identity with only a pair of glasses despite his exceptional appearance à la
Superman. His assistant is the only one who knows of his second life and notifies him whenever help is needed. He sets off to his daily superhero routine of fighting evil. Powdered Toast Man notices a cat almost to be run over by a truck; he assesses the situation and spits
raisins at a nearby
airplane, which crashes on the truck, severely injuring everyone on board though leaving the cat miraculously unharmed. He nevertheless foolishly throws the cat aside before leaving, causing it to be actually be run over by another vehicle. Powdered Toast Man flies to Antarctica, where he finds the
Pope tied to a barrel of
TNT, being held hostage by a malevolent
Muddy Mudskipper. He teleports through the keyhole and saves the Pope after incapacitating Muddy with powder shots from his
armpit. Just as the barrel is about to explode, he pretends to save Muddy, only to tie him on the barrel instead as punishment. The Pope grabs onto Powdered Toast Man's buttocks to ensure he does not get blown off, but is temporarily relocated on an iceberg while Powdered Toast Man continues his work. He flies to
Ren and Stimpy's house to provide the duo with powdered toast, which they do not find appealing until he farts on it. Powdered Toast Man finds his "toast particles" dissipating, realizing the
President is in trouble. He teleports to the
White House, finding the President to have had his
penis caught in his zipper. Powdered Toast Man helps him with this menial task, but his brutal method renders the President unable to work, hence he makes Powdered Toast Man the President. Powdered Toast Man is distracted by a cold breeze, as he realizes that the fireplace was not lit; he burns two dusty documents revealed to be the
United States Bill of Rights and the
Constitution of the United States. He roasts food on the fireplace with the assistant, implying a romantic relationship between the two. ==Cast==