Hayley and Jeff announce they are going to the mall. Hayley goes on a destructive rampage at the mall after Jeff ends their relationship. Stan rushes to the mall and reprimands Jeff, explaining Hayley goes on a rampage every time a boyfriend breaks up with her. Stan eventually tranquilizes her and brings her home. He informs Francine that Hayley will go to jail if she goes on another rampage. To prevent this, he starts to dictate who Hayley gets to date,
airlifting guys she is interested in. Back home, Stan excuses himself to "feed
Klaus". Realizing Klaus is supposed to fast for a blood test, Francine tries to stop him. On the way she sees Hayley and (apparently) Stan
making out in Hayley's room. Downstairs she confronts Stan about this, who was sneaking off to steal cookie dough. Hayley appears with Bill, Stan's
CIA body double, whom she was making out with earlier. Hayley explains that – furious at her father for his continued interference in her love life – she threw a salad at Bill's face at the CIA cafeteria, mistaking him for Stan. After realizing her mistake, they started dating. Stan decides Bill is perfect for Hayley. While the four of them are at the beach, Stan brags to Bill about how hot Francine is. This leads Bill – posing as Stan – to later attempt to
sleep with Francine in the bedroom. Angered, Stan
defenestrates him and threatens to kill him if he ever sees Hayley again. They cannot explain Bill's sudden absence to Hayley, as if she knows Bill attempted to sleep with her mother or thinks he dumped her, and she will go on a rampage. Stan disguises himself as Bill for a romantic weekend getaway with Hayley. He tells Francine that if "Bill" annoys her enough, Hayley will dump him. At the hotel, Stan attempts to convince her to break up with him, such as by making her carry all the bags, but this excites her, much to his fear as she wants to go "all the way" with him. He takes her to the middle of a forest, where she complains that her father never says he loves her. Still acting as Bill, Stan assures her that her father loves her. Relieved, Hayley calls Stan, ringing his cell phone and revealing the ruse. Enraged, she burns down the forest. Meanwhile,
Roger convinces
Steve to go to Chinatown for their "summer of exotic adventure". The latter acquires a summer job of determining the sex of baby chicks and takes the former with him. However, Roger is disappointed because he wants a memorable summer vacation with Steve rather than work. When he learns the male chicks are being made into
slurry, Steve rescues as many as he can, confines them in a tool shed, and raises them to adulthood. However, to Steve's anger, Roger kidnaps the chickens and holds a
cockfight to earn extra money. Steve challenges Roger to a fight, with the winner getting to keep the chickens. After a brief skirmish, Steve frees the whole brood, who all run into the street, where they are fatally struck by oncoming cars. Roger proceeds to clock Steve with a folding chair when he mourns. ==Reception==