The first verse discusses how so-called
reality television shows such as
The Bachelor or
The Bachelorette are pedaled as real examples of love when they’re anything but. The chorus then goes on to show off everything that is really real in life. The second verse and chorus, focused mostly on
farming, compares popular reality show titles (
The Real Housewives,
Survivor and
The Amazing Race) with real-life situations like a
drought,
floods and
check fraud. The
coda continues with this theme as the real-life comparisons get increasingly more stark:
offshoring of jobs to
Mexico, family
homelessness presumably stemming from
spousal abuse, home
foreclosure and finally the death of a military serviceman. ==Critical reception==