In a case of mistaken identity, a naive young columnist for
The Daily Beast is sent to cover a war in Ishmaelia. A confused editor, Mr. Salter (
Denholm Elliott), acting on the orders of his much feared 'boss', Lord Copper (
Donald Pleasence), tells
William Boot (
Michael Maloney) to cover the ongoing war as the correspondent for the
Beast. Boot normally writes about British country life, but is too timid, and worried about losing his job for good, to say otherwise when he is ordered overseas. Boot is soon up to his neck in intrigue. All the foreign
journalists are confined to the capital of Ishmaelia, and they are not allowed to leave unless permission has been given by the Minister of Propaganda. The journalists stick together, drinking and trying to pass time, but they watch each other jealously for signs that someone may have a story to send home. However, Lord Hitchcock, the correspondent for the
Daily Brute, is noticeably absent, and this sends the reporters on an insane quest into the desert in the hope of finding the sought-after '
scoop'. The story is full of bizarre characters: an insane Swedish diplomat who goes berserk when he drinks too much
absinthe, the mysterious Mr. Baldwin (
Herbert Lom), and a German woman who claims she somehow or other lost her husband. The hapless William Boot appears to be completely out of his depth in the middle of all this chaos and confusion. == Cast ==