• "A Word of Explanation" (introduction) • Probability Zero • "The Effects of Time Travel" (story in the "Drinkwhiskey Institute" series) • "The Negative Wugug" (story in the "Drinkwhiskey Institute" series) • "The Moveable Ears" (story in the "Drinkwhiskey Institute" series) • "The Lusts of Professor Adams" (story in the "Drinkwhiskey Institute" series) • Jingles • "Preferences" (poem) • "Carnac" (poem) • "The Elephant" (poem) • "Leaves" (poem) • "The Trap" (poem) • "The Newt" (poem) • "African Night" (poem) • "A Night Club in Cairo" (poem) • "Xeroxing the Necromonicon" (poem) • It Might Interest You to Know • "How to Hunt Dinosaurs" (essay) • "Pfui on Psi" (essay on psychic powers) • "Lost Cities" (essay) • "Government Bug-Hunter" (essay on
Clinton Hart Merriam) • "Three Thirds of a Hero" (poem) • "Books That Never Were" (essay on lost and imaginary books) • "Aphorisms" (
aphorisms) ==Notes==