The song was written, according to the band, after sitting in a pub one night and hearing two men try to outdo each other with stories of past experiences. The song is therefore a retort to people who tell embellished stories to make themselves appear better than the person they are in conversation with. The obscene lyrical content of the song caused the British police to seize all copies of the single from the band's distributors under the
Obscene Publications Act and remove all copies from sale. The word "fuck" appeared in the first line of the song and the word “cunt” is used four times throughout the song. The song has subsequently been appended to various CD reissues of the
We Are... The League album and has become an anthem for the band. Lyrics in the song include references to
bestiality ("I fucked a sheep / I fucked a goat") and acquiring
sexually transmitted diseases ("I've had
crabs, I've had lice / I've had
the clap"). ==Metallica cover==