Annoyed that none of his co-workers paid attention to the fire safety seminar he gave last week,
Dwight Schrute tries another approach by sealing the office exits shut, cutting the phone lines and starting a fire in a trash can. Dwight calmly explains the proper safety procedures as the panicked employees try to flee. Dwight eventually reveals it was just a drill, but
Stanley Hudson suffers a heart attack and collapses. Dwight is reprimanded by
Dunder Mifflin CFO David Wallace, and Michael strips him of his position as safety officer. After Stanley is released from the hospital, his doctors warn him to keep his stress levels under control. Michael arranges a
CPR training session for the employees, but they are too easily distracted and the lesson proves fruitless. Dwight destroys the expensive CPR dummy to "extract the organs" for
organ donation, then wears its face, earning another rebuke from David. Dwight is ordered to apologize to his co-workers and get signatures acknowledging that they forgive him, but after he openly declares that his apology is insincere and denies that he is responsible for Stanley's heart attack, they refuse to sign. With tensions running high in the office, Michael tries to calm his workers down with
yoga and
meditation sessions. However, Michael realizes
he is actually the source of his employees' stress when the beeping of Stanley's stress reader quickens the closer Michael gets to him. The same occurs when Oscar holds the stress reader. Michael, to resolve the stress, organizes a
comedic roast of himself in the warehouse. Dwight tricks most of the employees into signing his apology letter by pretending it is a sign-in sheet, but
Phyllis Vance uncovers it and refuses to sign. Each of the office and warehouse workers gleefully take jabs at Michael, who initially enjoys the jokes, but grows increasingly hurt and offended, storming out of the warehouse. Michael takes a personal day, much to the concern of his employees, and spends time at a playground to reflect. Dwight tricks Phyllis into signing his apology letter by bribing a mailman to ask her to sign for a fake package. Michael returns to the office, where he roasts each of his co-workers with one-liners, causing Stanley to laugh heartily. Michael tells his employees that they are the reason he got into the paper business, and they applaud him. Meanwhile,
Pam Beesly's parents are going through a rough patch in their marriage, and Pam's father is staying with her and Jim. Pam asks Jim to convince her father to work things out. However, shortly after they talk, her father seeks a separation. She later confronts her father about why he left her mother. When Pam returns to the office, she tells Jim her father left because Jim told him how much he loves Pam, causing him to recognize his own lack of love for his wife in comparison. Pam comes to terms with the separation and tearfully embraces Jim. As this goes on, they view a pirated movie titled
Mrs. Albert Hannaday with
Andy Bernard. The film stars
Jack Black, who is engaged to a character played by
Jessica Alba, but falls in love with her elderly grandmother, played by
Cloris Leachman. Andy confuses Jim and Pam's comments on her parents' situation as to the characters in the film, leading him to conclude they are "movie geniuses" finding hidden depths in the film. The movie ends with Jack Black visiting Cloris Leachman with flowers and a new walker, only to discover her affair with another young man. ==Production==