"Tabloid Junkie" received primarily positive reviews from contemporary music critics. James Hunter, a writer for
Rolling Stone, described "Tabloid Junkie", as well as "Scream", another track from the album, as being "two adventurous Jam and Lewis thumpers" that "work completely", commenting that "Jackson's slippery voice is caught in mammoth funk-rock constructions".
Robert Christgau, a music critic who gave the album ** Honorable Mention (), listed "Tabloid Junkie" as being one out of two of the album's highlights. Jim Farber, of the
New York Daily News, commented that "Tabloid Junkie" sounded "like virtual satires" of the "beat-heavy sound devised" by Jam and Lewis in the 1980s. David Browne, of
Entertainment Weekly, noted that "Tabloid Junkie" comes as "close to transcendence as anywhere on the album" and described the chorus, "Just because you read it in the magazine or see it on the TV screen don't make it factual", as Jackson's "grabbiest, most driven refrain in years." Deepika Reedy, of
The Daily Collegian, described the "rust in songs" like "Tabloid Junkie" as having a "raw aspect" that Jackson "hasn't approached since a near-miss with '
Billie Jean'." Patrick Macdonald, of
The Seattle Times, noted that "Tabloid Junkie" was a "disingenuous attack on sensational news stories" about Jackson, remarked that most of stories were "planted" by Jackson himself. ==Personnel==