Ren and Stimpy live in a
birdhouse. Ren wakes up to find the house laced with Stimpy's
hairballs. Angered, he proceeds to watch television before punishing Stimpy, only to find that feline hairballs have been proved to be useful in
spaceflight and curing
conjunctivitis, a surprisingly versatile
clothing material, and an alternative to
breakfast cereal, causing its value to rise beyond that of
gold. Ren, consumed yet again by greed and his desire to get
pectoral muscles via
implants, is overjoyed. Stimpy, who works as an
aircraft pilot in the episode, returns home to Ren forcing him to produce hairballs in a factory line. Ren grades the hairballs produced by Stimpy while his
nephew by marriage, Bubba the Lummox, helps box them; he secretly hides one to sell for his own personal gain. Stimpy uses up all his
fur and proceeds to use Ren's fur and Bubba's
body hair to no avail. Bubba is horrified at first, but accepts it for his monetary gain. Stimpy is abused and exploited to his limits; he vomits bones instead of hairballs, implying
cannibalism, while Bubba goes into Stimpy's body, finding his hairball
gland to be ruined to the point it collapses into powder. Stimpy, extremely exhausted from the ordeal, collapses while Ren and Bubba cry over his inability to produce more hairballs, only to realize they had indeed produced more than enough hairballs to buy whatever they want (and that the episode had run its course); they celebrate by
dancing. ==Cast==