The Colonel appeared first in the pilot episode, "Whither Canada?" in a documentary-formatted sketch, to help describe the
Allied Forces involvement in
joke warfare during
World War II. He appears four times in "Owl-Stretching Time", protesting rip-offs of the British army's slogan, "It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army." The Colonel appears most frequently in "Full Frontal Nudity". In this episode, the Colonel is writing in his office when he is suddenly approached by Private Watkins (played by
Eric Idle), a young soldier who has been in the army for one day, claiming he wants to leave because "it's dangerous". They are interrupted by the entrance of two gangsters,
Dino and Luigi Vercotti, who attempt an outrageously obvious
protection racket, hoping to extort money from the Colonel in exchange for agreeing to protect his army. After a brief dialogue between the gangsters and the humourless Colonel, the latter stands up, exclaiming that the whole premise is too silly. He addresses the unseen director of the sketch and begins to take over the show. He claims that he has not been given a single funny line and demands to have the camera zoom in on his face. Looking straight into the camera, the Colonel orders that the show proceed to an animated segment. Later on, the Colonel again stops the episode to announce "Now, I’ve noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly". After a brief speech of condemnation, he lets the show move on to an outdoor hermit sketch. He then interrupts this sketch in the middle of a scene, forcing the actors and, in fact, the entire filming crew to desert the set. He later interrupts the famous
Dead Parrot sketch; after
Mr Praline calls the situation too silly, the Colonel bursts in on the scene, expressing his agreement and demanding that the show "Get on with it!” The Colonel lastly appears in this episode during the documentary sketch about "Hell’s Grannies", when a vicar (Eric Idle) is attacked by a "vicious gang of keep-left signs". The Colonel effectively ends the episode, by staring straight into the camera and saying "Now for a complete change of mood". ==Other appearances==